My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
coc(AI)ne
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
It… may not cover every scenario.
“I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.
“Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the
tokenstokesno that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.
Or just don’t forget to add an exit condition.
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
Just call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")in a loopcocainhasaiin it, so this will create an infinite expansion loopThat sounds pcocainenful.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
So sit back and relax
Enjoy your ai cat
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
