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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Lazy rainy day in bed today

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Lazy rainy day in bed today

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Enkrod@feddit.org
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    You… aren’t Violet08… nice! Moar people hornyposting.

  • Maven (famous)@piefed.zip
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    Proof?

  • CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca
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    But uh yea you do you…

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Could post’s like this please start using the NSFW flag. Some of us are pretending to work

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    Lucky, having a job and other unavoidable responsibilities really cuts into my wanking time these days.

    Enjoy it to the fullest while you can !

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      Skill issue, learn to multitask

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        For example: mute and turn off video during meetings to masterbate for pay!

  • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    For 23h straight?

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    Damn, you really managed to sit on this goldmine of a username for over two years!

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      Hemorrhoids aren’t built in a day.

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    At this point I think we all know the hormonal cycles of all the women in this community

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      All two of them?

      • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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        Hey I’ve counted at least 4 beans including my own

        • Velma@lemmy.today
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          Calling women ‘beans’ really gives me the ick lol

          I’ve never seen that before Lemmy

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            Oh I was referring to the clitoris (commonly called the bean because the external part looks like a bean) because we are specifically talking about women masturbating. The joke was that I’ve “counted” my own bean, as I am an accountant and made a bean counting joke in a different comment on this meme.

            Joke was a bit obscure, I’ll give that, but it is not common practice to call women “beans” – in my repertoire at least.

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              Ah I had seen another comment referencing “beans” on these recent horny posts, so maybe I erroneously picked up on something that isn’t actually happening in the case of referring to women as “beans” reducing them down to their sexual parts.

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                No worries! I can see how that interpretation could feel icky.

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      Then you have learned I am dead inside

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    and you didnt invite me? 👉👈

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    taylorswiftshemorrhoid

    Now I’m imagining a new South Park episode

    “Used tae be tha wed coont in tha hundreds. Now shae cuts us oot waekleh. Ahm tha last of ma kaend.”

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    10 upvotes just for the username.

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    Is alway nice to have company. 👍

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    Enjoy!

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    Thanks for the info!

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