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minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours ago doesn’t happen anywhere in the text. Religion is more than just the book. Catholics literally believe that the wine at mass is literally Jesus’ blood. This is a joke about them. Not about the book that their specific flavor of whatever is based on.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoThe literally believe the blessing of the Eucharist turns the wine into the blood of their nailed god. Not that the blood of Christ turns into wine. Hope this helps.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoAnd then that wine is like 25 proof. ergo, his blood is 25 proof.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoLook, I’m not Catholic or any kind of Christian, but… Catholics do not believe that Jesus’ blood turns into wine. So… acting like they do… is just trolling, basically. Its not a joke, because it doesn’t stem from a thing that someone actually believes. It is simply asserting that someone believes a thing they do not… which is trolling. There are a vast plethora of ludicrous things that varying kinds of Christians believe are literally true, that you could make an actual joke out of.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agohttps://www.usccb.org/eucharist
Religion is more than just the book. Catholics literally believe that the wine at mass is literally Jesus’ blood. This is a joke about them. Not about the book that their specific flavor of whatever is based on.
The literally believe the blessing of the Eucharist turns the wine into the blood of their nailed god.
Not that the blood of Christ turns into wine.
Hope this helps.
And then that wine is like 25 proof. ergo, his blood is 25 proof.
Look, I’m not Catholic or any kind of Christian, but…
Catholics do not believe that Jesus’ blood turns into wine.
So… acting like they do… is just trolling, basically.
Its not a joke, because it doesn’t stem from a thing that someone actually believes.
It is simply asserting that someone believes a thing they do not… which is trolling.
There are a vast plethora of ludicrous things that varying kinds of Christians believe are literally true, that you could make an actual joke out of.
https://www.usccb.org/eucharist