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Pizza can indeed be heealthy. But store-bought is not.
You don’t know my mom’s zucchini+bell pepper pizza.
reads wet💦
Almost a good biology joke, except that for most cell types mother cells cease to exist once they split into two daughter cells. So it would have made more sense for their relationship to resemble more an aunt-neice relationship than a mother and son.
what about the rifle, alarm, and pickaxes?
Those are the most accurate part of the comic.
Twins, if you will?
This is from like 10 years ago right?
A bit under 4 years, it looks like.
maybe core ╮(︶▽︶)╭
Pizza is more nutritious than breakfast cereals
That’s like saying pop tarts are more nutritious than heroin.
True but asbestos is more nutritious than cyanide.
I hate to tell you this, but cyanide is more nutritious than asbestos. The body could probably derive some energy from it’s C-H bond, whereas asbestos is completely devoid of useful connections.
Typical big Cyanide.
Edit: Also cyanide kills you like instantly asbestos takes years and only kills through proxies it has to be more nutritious yo live than die.
from xkcd
Then you hear about a lawsuit against redfarm for false advertising because the marketers didn’t verify with the food engineers before adding that and they source their silica filler from an asbestos plant down the street.
Sure but I prefer the taste of nutty cyanide over rocks
I would question that as a general statement
pizza is not a health food, but when compared with a quickly poured bowl of sugar flakes, it’s a more balanced meal.
Just use oat flakes, some fruit, some nuts, there is your more healthy alternative.
OTOH, if you compare sugar flakes with a vegetable pizza, with whole grain base, lots of veggies, and not so much cheese, pizza wins
One must admit that oats, fruit and some nuts is not a breakfast cereal
Dairy fats are not unhealthy either, which is where most of the energy intake comes from in the pizza. Plus you don’t even need a vegetable pizza to beat what’s essentially sugar for breakfast
I don’t know where you’re coming from on this planet, but in my environment oats, fruit, and nuts were very much breakfast cereals since my childhood. So one can disagree, but two agrees.
You fill this with some type of milk (plant or dairy), but water also does the job or yogurt.
My point is just that it’s a stupid claim to say pizza is better if you stay unspecific about what you’re eating, really.
This is universally breakfast cereal, this is the comparison point
If you’re going to start talking about nuts and fruit, that’s something entirely separate
That is cereal, yes, but it’s not exclusively cereal. Oat and nuts and fruit, even oatmeal and hot porridges are cereal - in fact my grocery store labels this section “hot cereals.”
You are eating a complete breakfast at dawn outside‽
I feel like the white blood cells should be the guards. They’re the ones who will kill anything that gets out of line, and they’re white…
I think its supposed to represent those doing resource distribution, rather than strictly guards, which red blood sort of does (oxygen at least, maybe other stuff idk)
This one hits a little close to home. I, too, must watch every new SummoningSalt video as soon as it drops.
I can understand why, but it’s sad that he’s stopped using the song that he always used to use. Everyone else started copying the format and doing the same thing though, so him stopping doing a thing that made him stand out actually makes him stand out now.
You can do it at outside at dawn every breakfast!
Missing is drug use to make some dopamine.
Lowkey the plot of Cells At Work (Black) which, while pretty flawed in several ways, was still an interesting spinoff from the original anime
Nonsense. Everyone likes Mario Kart.
I liked the first Mario Kart for SNES, but honestly all the entries* after that haven’t done anything for me and frankly I think none of them even feel like full games.
*I haven’t played the newest for Switch 2, but it does look like it might have more to it maybe?
Fake news. I hate Nintendo and all the Nintenslop they produce. Besides in 2 years there will be Mario Kart added to No Man’s Sky anyways.
too real
How. Fucking. Dare. You.
