Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
apt moo
I’m having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
The course be like:
grep -R "klitoris" /
Oh I’m not in femcelmemes
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie
what is this nuance doing here?
It’s just “Copilot” for everything in Windows these days

When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
be the change you wanna see in this world
There should be a torrent client with Copirate.
grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep
Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I’m struggling to think of any.
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it’s not always genital/sexual related I guess.
Latex and that one other thing which I forgot
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you’re not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with “latex” in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
More like Linux: “Kritoris” which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.
ls, cd, cat, xz, rm,
cat
meow?
bash: meow?: command not foundsudo rpm-ostree install meow
The Linux one isn’t realistic, this is not an ancronym.
KLITORIS
KALI
Linux
Intrusion
Testing
Operation
Response
Incident
System
Most devs cant find it.
It’s in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard
In that case my came off.
Just like WINE!
klitoris is stealing all my money
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
i love Linux
Just found out that the Gimp alternative “Pinta” shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than sharing it with a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
I’ve never heard gimp used that eay luckily, only the sexual slave fetish thing.
Pinta is more of a paint.NET alternative than a gimp alternative
https://skiesofarcadia.fandom.com/wiki/Pinta's_Quest
Also The GIMP is not named after a slur, don’t be ridiculous.
Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
Huh? Which software?
Gimp is a slur apparently
Unfortunately GNU Image Manipulation Program, when shortened to its 4-letter acronym and common name, is also a slur against people with disabilities.
The developers didn’t name it after the slur on purpose, but they also refuse to change it for some reason :/
Thats also the spanish word for a pint!🍻
And a finnish word for surface or coating.












