Elon is that you?
Does that straw hole just fit any standard drinking straw?
Normally I have like a hundred sperm jokes ready to shoot but for some reason right now not even one cums to mind
Looks like it’s about a 25L, for $900. It looks brand new, but that’s still pretty high for a Liquid Nitrogen dewar this small.
it’s usually for bulls to use on cows for milking
the same container is used to ship human sperm.
I can’t really taste the difference
Exactly. Its funny because it says “semen” though right?
Sounds healthier than Dick Trickle.
Welcome to the internet.
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Zooming in the tank says “liquid nitrogen” though… I mean, it could probably store other liquids, but that seems to be what it was built for.
Its not a tank full of semen, nor liquid nitrogen.
Its a device for storing semen containers, which uses liquid nitrogen as a coolant.
Damn. Didn’t think semen would… survive? those temps. Don’t think semen is technically alive since it can’t reproduce. Or is that kinda the opposite since it is specifically made for reproducing? E: Just looked it up and sperm is technically alive but not an organism.
Single cells like that or germs can often recover with minimal issue when exposed to low temperature. It’s why we freeze sperm and why the permafrost will release lots of fun for us pretty soon.
This guy cools semen.
It taste best that way.
…and that’s how it fell off. Later on I got the surgery, HRT, yada yada yada. Yeah, we’re happy together.
How is it that you need to post that under a totally unrelated comment? Insert vegan meme here that has not told anybody for three hours.
Completely missed the joke, huh?
People need to know how it happened!
How long do you think sperm stays viable at room temperature?
Sorry, all full. Your mom helped, so it didn’t take me long.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
15L tank, average load is 20mL, your average duration is 3s, it must’ve taken you at least 37 minutes
Source: i made up all the numbers, except how long you last
Police? I would like to report a murder. Yes, I’ll hold.
That’s what she said.
I tried to click send.
Gordon Ramsemeny
some good faid
Baron Harkonnen’s nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.
What about this looks like a AI to you?
think it’s supposed to be a good AI (the acronym) (artificial insemination)
Artificial Insemination = AI
Used for Extreme IVF
Fetch the super soaker
like a good carpenter, always bring more than you need
hmmm
