The first ketchup you could use to roll a fatty like dogg lemme hit that Heinz 57 Blunt
Half the fun of ketchup is the PpPpPppPpPpptt!
Except when you get juice with it…
God damnit, I thought for sure this had to be fake, so I had to check, to retain a micron of faith in humanity. But nay, it’s real.
Red plastic 😋
Technically this is fruit leather.
Technically this is a crime against condiments.
Or a blood clot
Just slap it on a wound like Flex Tape!
Looks like a damn fruit roll-up.
Frisbee
How about a slice of tomato instead?
WHERE DA VINIGER AT?!
They kinda don’t taste the same.
They very much dont taste neither feel the same.
Whoa, whoa, whoa that doesn’t make a stock price go up
I’d try it.
I doubt I’d like it for the things I tend to like ketchup with, because any thickened sauce that firm is going to have less presence on the tongue. Ketchup is a sweet, vinegary punch. You thicken that enough for a slice, and even if it’s meltable, you still don’t have the same capability of the relevant compounds to spread across the palate in the right way just isn’t there.
But it’s not some kind of crazy idea. There’s plenty of ways to get a “gel” version of a given sauce or condiment. Hell, an aspic isn’t exactly far off from this as it is, and tomato aspic is yummy as hell, if not as punchy as ketchup.
How I imagine the meeting went:
“ok we’re out of ideas… Let’s just go with whatever the next thing said here is.”
“… ketchup slices?”
“How do you even?.. God damn it… Fine. Ketchup slices. Christ forgive me…”
I think it’s more, “fuck… Bad news. Our Newark factory had an operator completely fuck up and use ten times the thickening agent for the ketchup. It came out as a big fucking block, 10 feet cubed of pure ketchup.”
“Sir, I have an idea”
Narrator: “Christ did not forgive them.”
If it prevents the ketchup from leaking on the other end when biting then I’m willing to try.
If your burger isn’t leaking juices out the back when you bite into it, I think there’s room for improvement.
I think people have different tastes on this matter 😄
What’s the point of a burger of the condiments don’t end up on the plate for you to dip the burger into?
Who comes up with these things?
People who should be removed from polite society and left on an island far far away.
Probably the packaging company branching out into yet another type of individually packaged single-use plastic. Ketchup is an untapped market! (Unless you count the restaurant to-go packs, but those suck).
Capitalists
With the unit price going way up by selling a 10 pack of slices for the cost of a bottle of ketchup, somebody probably got a promotion for this idea.
Great people those capitalists.
I bet they’d get along with my neighbors. I live across from a cemetery
Which is a great way to extract extra revenue from a piece of property.
Passive income
When I was a kid, I did some stupid things. And then the other kids punched me.
I stopped doing stupid things.
What I’m saying here, is that kids need to go back to punching the stupid kids. Someone should have punched whoever thought of this.
But my safe space! /s
You can barely make out that she’s doing that YouTube thumbnail face in the last one
Honestly I’m intrigued. I don’t love the individual plastic wrapping, but it does seem like a good way to get ketchup all the way on the edges without worrying about spilling it everywhere
How hard is putting ketchup on a burger with a squeeze bottle, and a tiny opening? I’ve never “worried” about it.
Yes we must relieve people from the burden of having to master the difficult skill of putting condiments on a burger.
I love the dirty
That looks like the same texture as the dried ketchup that gets stuck around the inside of the ketchup lid. Rubbery. Have never even been tempted to consider eating the rubbery goop on the inside of a ketchup lid.
I’ll take a slice of peanut butter, a slice of mayonnaise, and a slice of banana in the middle.
You’ll fuck right off is what you’ll do
Peanut butter burgers are pretty popular where I live. I thought it was weird, but it oddly works.
As for the banana, that can fuck right off
Fuck, you’re right, I forgot the slice of pickle and slice of raddish.
