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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours ago

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he’s cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they’re made worse by his involvement.

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      Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
      Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
      rain man
      the last samurai
      minority report
      magnolia - perfect fit for the role

      • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He’s great in Collateral. He plays great villains.

      • bufalo1973@piefed.social
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        You should read “all you need is kill”. Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.

        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.

      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        “Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.

      • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Reacher - is a big scary man but the movie tries to hide that from you bc Tom is small and it’s funny.

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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      I haven’t watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It gave us this. That’s something, at least.

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    This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!

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      Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(

        • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          🤔

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      deleted by creator

  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.

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    I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Yet somehow, Oprah returned.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    guess xenu does that to folks

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    If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my “do not watch” list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn’t do shit.

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      Who’s shelley?

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige

        Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!

        • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wtf

          • porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
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            WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

            • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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              Glad you survived that.

            • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

      • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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        I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.

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          Oh, yeah, she’sdead

    • naught@sh.itjust.works
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      fucking elizabeth moss

      • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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        Damnit. I’m surprised I didn’t know.

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