For context I’m the “at the fourth or fifth energy drink I can start to feel it” type, and their Trioxin coffee beans made me twitch after a pint
Okay boomer…
I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.
Whoa…imma go listen to some Cake
The two are not mutually exclusive. Just drink stovetop espresso made from decent beans.
You’re looking for amphetamines, I think
Yeah but ain’t none of my usual contacts holdin’, ya know?
Intravenous methamphetamine for that good good.
Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It’s not even hard to find.
Y’all need to sleep better.
Gin, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
So you want it to be whiskey?
Try NOS. That’s one reason I like it (the other is it tastes good).
Banned in Canada! So it MUST be good!
[i don actually know if it’s banned just that I haven’t seen it in decades]
It’s getting hard to find here, too. Lotta places just stopped carrying it and I do not know why because the business itself is still around and going strong, and they are constantly selling out more than Monster or Redbull which everyone carries an excessive amount of.
Yeah I felt that way when I was younger, now I want caffeine AND flavor.
I used to feal that way when I was younger, now I want caffeine, flavor, AND an extra kick from my little flask.
Sure, I felt that way when I was younger. Now I want caffeine, flavor, an extra kick from my little flask, AND a bump of cocaine.
I remember feeling that way when I was younger. Now I want caffeine, flavor, an extra kick from my little flask, a bump of cocaine, AND a blowjob.
I sometimes have low blood pressure until I eat a large meal so coffee on its own just brings me more towards “normal” blood pressure and I could almost just take a nap after having some.
In other words, I add a lot of sugar.
