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An informational diagram showing different (bad) ways to cut a circular pizza.

  1. A grid cut, labelled “Tic-Tac-Toe”
  2. a regular 8-way cut, but the middle is very off center, labelled “Off-Center Inequality.”
  3. A six-slice cut where each cut is a sinusoidal curve, labelled “Apple Beachball”
  4. A spiral that goes all the way to the middle, labelled “Spiral Cut”
  5. Looks normal, but is labelled “Just draw the lines on with a sharpie”
  6. Regular shaped slices cut out of the middle of the pizza in random positions, labelled “Why”
  7. A side view, showing two long horizontal cuts through the entire disc, labelled “Layer Cake”
  8. Mostly diagonal lines splitting the pizza into shapes, labelled “Tangram”
  9. Two identical pizzas, labelled “Banach-Tarski”
    • TheFogan@programming.devEnglish
      23·
      1 day ago

      You must be looking for the article how to cut a pizza into multiple slices. This article was called 9 ways to cut a pizza.

      Obviously a more USEFUL article would be 9 ways to cut a pizza into equal slices.

    • brsrklf@jlai.lu
      6·
      1 day ago

      I definitely saw a comic strip about this exact thing being the right way to cut a pizza for one.

      Followed by a demonstration of someone eating the whole thing in one long continuous grind without their hands.