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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Why would there be anything wrong?

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Why would there be anything wrong?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    8 hours ago

    Are you sure ruzzian ultrasonic missiles are not heading your way right now?

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    Literally reading this on a trolley where everything is fine.

    (by which I mean train, I actually have no idea what a “trolley” actually is)

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      The biggest lesson I’ve learned from trolley problems is that it is way safer to be on a trolley than it is to be tied to trolley tracks.

    • Gandalf the Gorsed@feddit.org
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      It’s the thing you put your groceries in and wheel around in a supermarket

      • kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml
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        7 hours ago

        what’s a trolleybus then?

        • Gandalf the Gorsed@feddit.org
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          Before the invention of the USB, you had to transfer data manually. The trolleybus made it possible to move large amounts with much less effort.

  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    I flip the switch initiating the chaos!

    • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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      The switch transports you into an alternate reality of the regular trolley.

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    It’s the trolley after it hit the people on it’s tracks.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Reality is more like the trolly is traveling on a straight track while the entire world is going to hell around it, but there’s nothing you can do because the trolly just goes on and on.

  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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    Finally a trolley meme I can get behind.

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    People on the trolley never had a problem. The always travel safely to their destination.

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    Big Trolley propaganda. Note that they only show you the very near future path, and not what’s really ahead.

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      They promise everything will be like this, but then next thing you know you’re tied to the tracks.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Zoom in. The tracks are just made of laborers.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Live ones or their bones? Because my settlers of Catan strategy feels awfully called out

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            I was imagining live ones. Bones are probably okay.

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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              Look if I build all my settlements on sheep, that’s what the dice are going to roll you hear me RNGesus? Don’t make me bring my handyman up to heaven. He has a nail gun and all kinds of neat power tools to distract RNGesus (carpenters gonna carpent) while I steal some sheep.

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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    But imagine if there were a problem…

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Did op observing the trolley change the results, quantum physics in action.

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  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
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    I want this framed.

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    Sounds very suspicious. Better pull the emergency break brake and start looking.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Brake

      • OpenStars@piefed.social
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        18 hours ago

        Freudian slip!

      • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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        20 hours ago

        Thanks.

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    Hweeew finally safe passage

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