That Portal drone (what was it called?) mod for Skyrim is of legal drinking age now.
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Claiming bethesda ever released even half baked game…
I’m pretty sure the current failure of AAA gaming has to do to companies getting captured by private equity, but the rise of lootboxes, of subscription-based games and NFTs softened up the AAA industry enough to make it vulnerable to private equity share grabs.
Disclaimer: I am NOT defending video game companies.
I think loot boxes and other fuckery are due to our unwillingness to pay more for the game itself. Shit, I remember seeing new games on the fucking Super Nintendo costing $60. That equivalent price today is almost $150. You can argue about profit margins and greed all day, but that’s an enormous difference. These companies have to make up for that somewhere. So in light of the fact we won’t pay those prices (I sure as hell wouldn’t), they had to get tricky.
The rise of lootboxes is equally to blame on those moron players who buy them. Especially the fucking whales, who spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on them. Recurringly. Whales fucking ruin everything they touch. They are to blame why most video games turn to shit, since they show the companies that it is much more lucrative for them to just release new lootboxes with some new super rare items or whatever instead of actually releasing meaningful content. And I mean who can blame them, really? Creating lootboxes barely costs anything wrt to development costs and time, but making new meaningful content does. Fuck whales.
It’s easy to blame players, but gambling compulsion is a known psychological phenomenon that can bypass the reasoning of some particularly susceptible people. The law quite often leans towards it not being players’ fault they’re so addicted, hence no ads for casinos.
Honestly, we kind of need the law to catch up - on sports betting too.
we kind of need the law to catch up - on sports betting too.
The law was there, for a long time. Then a couple years ago it just… disappeared? It baffles me that every sports event now is nonstop ads for gambling. I guess when you have a casino bankruptor running the country, this is the idiocracy you get.
>Hurt feelings edition
Real. Japanese writers do not want you to be happy.
Nintendo is more like “HD from 2.5 to 4 generations ago edition”
Manly Death: Heterosexual Warfare looks to be full of naked men. Just saying.
According to a former Marine buddy of mine: “Deployments are just a bunch of straight guys doing gay shit for months.”
Yeah, gay chicken can get really weird mm the military
This is a quality shitpost.
Not sure it even belongs in this sub; it’s too accurate.
Well partly accurate, but very funny. Quality, yes.
OK. *crossposts this to !video_game_memes@piefed.social *
Among the e-sport tags: ”hentai” 😆
Have you seen modern hero shooters ?
I know right, Viscous is making me act up
No, this is accurate. One of the teams is going to get fucked by the end of the match
EA Sports Ultimate Surrender 26
Since when has Bethesda released a finished product? Battlespire? The terminator game?
Chinese Spyware
Yeah, uh, think again bucko. Spyware in Microsoft is 100% home grown American, like God intended.
That’s Sam Altman’s data, and he will pen a very weepy Op-Ed in the Washington Post if he thinks for a single second that the filthy yellow dragon of the East might be trivially bypassing his lowest bidder security setup to download a trillion petabytes of Esports fast-clicker metadata plus all your credit card info.
I believe they’re talking about the FPS games invasive anticheat, not windows itself. Examples include Vanguard, EasyAnticheat, Battleye, Duenvo etc.
Also they come from all around the globe, not specifically China. (Though technically there are ones from China, but those are made for games with a Chinese audience)
I believe they’re talking about the FPS games invasive anticheat, not windows itself.
I’m sure the Blizzard/Activision game portal is also trying to suck out all my client data like a depressurizing spaceship.
(Though technically there are ones from China, but those are made for games with a Chinese audience)
That’s even worse! Stop stealing our games, China!
They speak of tencent
Times change, Mario is eternal
Remember when Mario told the kids they were gonna go to hell on national television?
another beatles reference today… weird

This one could double as Bohemian Rhapsody
that you can sink tens of thousands of hours into in spite of not enjoying it
Me trying to get the hang of a sportball game meant for people infinitely more familiar with the sport than me
Been playing a lot of 2k26 despite not knowing anything about modern basketball and whatnot. Surprisingly addictive improvement curve
I had an awful lot of fun with NBA JAM on the SNES. I was about 6 and had zero knowledge of the rules, but me and my brother loved it.
Big laughs when the commentator says “hes on fire” and “from downtown”
Same here, with the exact same game. I was able to hate it enough to give up only after wasting a ton of time and frustration 😄
The key, I don’t play multiplayer mode and stay happy
I don’t either lol, still sucked too much at it to be able to enjoy it 😁
The beginning of the game when your character is terrible is really the hardest part. Once you start hitting 80 overall and can actually shoot and pass and such it really heats up. I’m on a fifteen game winning streak with the trailblazers despite not being able to name a single member of the team just 5 weeks prior.
Mario bounce castle is fun tho fuck the h8rz
Hey, Manly Death was a GREAT game!
“Remember. No Russian.”
Pulls down mask.
Rips off shirt, flexes.
















