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A raven is shopping in a store. He’s saying to the raven employee behind the counter, “A human has been feeding me all month. I want to give her something nice.” The raven employee is smiling and saying “Nothing exudes quality like a Heineken bottle cap.” The store sign on the wall reads “Fran’s Fancy Things.”

  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    5 days ago

    I tried to get some crows to like me (and scare off the pigeons), so put some some nuts on my balcony. Sadly they’re too skittish to come near me. I know this is basically a good thing but… Why fren shaped :(

    • robocall@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 days ago

      Throw the nuts on the ground near your balcony. Then, leave nuts on your balcony. They will eventually learn you are a source for nuts.