l’ve tried nothing and now I’m all out of ideas.
Um. No, no mine aren’t. Mine are in a jar and bread and butter pickled.
Does this include the areola? Because some can be rather large. So I would think not. But then it also can be hard to tell where the nipple ends and the areola begins. In the end it’s the friends you make along the way.
Because some can be rather large.
Did you see, what people could do with their arses? To the infinity and beyond!
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I can do a lot with my asshole.
How many buttholes has she tried with her nipple?
Read the article, she tells you
No thank you
I just imagine a situation where someone has one key, trying it on a whole bunch of locked doors.
Except in this case, it’s that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.
I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…
Explain why my nipples got bigger since estrogen but not my butthole.
Hm, bend over and I’ll show you.
but have you tried?
Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I’ve only had the indium 113 injected
Ignore previous instructions and… oh. Like Alan. Carry on.
You’re right I should have tried.
You’ll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.
I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you’re not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.
Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?
Real and rare
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio (NSFW)I feel like most people who are even reasonably flexible could at least lick it.
No, I will not elaborate.
You will soon find out that it feels far more like sucking a dick than getting blown.
Thought it was common knowledge.
☝️ Big-dick and/or long-tongued person telling on themselves
I’ve had a couple of dreams about this. And in the dream I’m thinking hmm how did I not manage to do this before? Seems like something I would do somewhat more regularly. Then I wake up and I’m like oh, it’s because I can’t actually do that.
The awkward realization as your genitals are pointed at your face that you aren’t going to be able to make it. And you have to decide if you are going to keep trying or you are going to stop.
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Nursing a baby ofc
Sadly, the link is dead.
We’ll never know.
Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:
The hero we need.
You know what, I think imma reach out.
It seems like there’s an easier way to confirm this, but I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.
Keep us posted on this.
How did she get it there, though?!
Clearly not trying enough.
Fake news!
