Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.
Literally and figuratively a Tankie
wot
He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64
Fatly going around corners
“moves fatly around the corner”
It took me FOREVER to figure out what’s wrong, guys. And I felt SO STUPID afterwards lol. Like JEEZ what kind of IDIOT doesn’t see what’s wrong right away. They probably go to the comments to see if someone will tell them. LAWL. Oh man. Yeah.
Well anyway. Guess I’ll leave now. BYE!!
Spoiler
Ok fine. All I can see is the butt of the gun isn’t being braced by his shoulder, so when he shoots it the recoil is going to make it fly backwards and out of his hands. That’s all I’ve got. Idk. Dude’s ambidextrous otherwise.
He might be ambidextrous but his gun sure ain’t. Unless it’s one of these weird bullpups that eject casings downwards (it’s not) in one of these positions casings will impact his face or arm
The actor in question likes the smell of his own farts so much that he started to believe he really was the bad ass he acted in his movies. But he’s a joke, really. And lazy. This scene in particular demonstrates this. It isn’t so much that it isn’t braced, but how casually it is swapped in a supposed dangerous situation. You simply wouldn’t handle a real weapon that way. If he deliberately leaned into the lameness for the yucks that would be one thing. But, no. He’s serious. And that makes it really funny.
What the fuck am I reading
I tried to 360 no scope and accidentally strangled my cat. Even worse, I missed. VRT-bags are no joke.
Holding a VR gun is easier when the gun isn’t actually two separate devices you have to hold as if they were a single rigid structure. That’s why I taped my controllers to a stick.
What kind of stick?
Any of these would do:
Those are good sticks
c/guysbeingdudes
Don’t forget /c/stick@sh.itjust.works
We once made a fake DVD-cover for a friend’s birthday where we all played different action movie stars. I was Steven Seagal.
I’m not proud to say that I still have the body to be his double.
You’re not out of shape. You’re a dedicated cosplayer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Special_Ops
Thanks, now I know which dumb movie I’m watching later. 3/10 on IMDB and I have a feeling they were being generous.
If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who’s never tried.
For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that’s hard to describe.
Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.
I’ll save that for a day filled with more self-hatred but I like the idea. Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
y e s
It’s so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don’t know.
I prefer suggesting creative edits all over grokipedia
For an action movie star he sure sits a lot
If you had a torso like that you wouldn’t have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.
I must confess that it took me ages to find out what’s wrong
It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??
I might be oblivious… What am I missing here?
EDIT: Wait, I think I see it. The stock is just kind of floating above his shoulder around his cheek, right?
Basically nobody would switch hands and aim with the other eye like that. You have a dominant hand and eye when shooting.
He could be ambidextrous, I guess, but it’s still very unnatural to do this.
thinking
Bold assumption.
I fucking love that movie
Cumtowns Seagal take
Came here to make sure that we were linking to THE actual research - cumtown’s deep dive on Steven Seagal
Hey it might be bad but at least he’s up and moving here.
He could be wheeled around… We don’t see his legs.
To be fair, he hasn’t seen his legs in a while either.
