Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don’t know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.
Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.
Hoof hands(feet?) keep horse criminals safer. What I want to know is where do they keep the knife?
I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife
That’s how they get you.
Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.
Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.
Omg core memories unlocked
Et tu, Weebl?
WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?
Rocks back and forth for slightly too long
No.
I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.
We have nothing to fear from knife horse when we carry our 🎵 Knife Wrench! 🎵 (fun for kids)
Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.
“Holds up to 3 knife horses”
I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes
Nah, that’d be weird.
Good point.
I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.
but dad…
we firmly but politely show them the door!!!
so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak
I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.
Thanks for the recommendation!
Edit: you’re right. It’s much better when framed this way. Shame lemmy doesn’t have one yet, but I doubt its own two-sentence-horror activity wouldn’t be enough to sustain it.
2nd edit: There many posts there. I wonder why.
3rd edit: r/badtwosentencehorrors is pretty good:
Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.
I have some bad news. The horse’s member is actually the knife
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
Just trick the horse to fall asleep by reading from a book about compiler design and LA/LR parsers
When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.
Comedy horror is still horror.🤷
Funny and scary because I’m watching Willy’s Wonderland right now!
