So far I haven’t heard of a single useful application for the ability. Despite my best efforts, I discovered that I’m not capable of successfully shooting to swing from building to building.
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
“While researching techniques to make this, we came accross something called a ‘limp biscuit’. Jamie’s excited to try this! We’ve got the B team coming over to help.”
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it’s not gross, it’s more comfy, and it’s arguably more environmentally friendly.
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
So i both agree and disagree with you.
Why are they keeping their old cum? That’s gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.
TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT’S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust
I use tissues. Almost never failed me.
Seems a lot of people on here buy some of the cheapest toilet paper imaginable. I can’t say I’ve ever encountered crumbly toilet paper.
well yeah I am a poor.
It’s eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?
Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.
Foreskins 🥰
Oh my!
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
😏💦
Or the jar…
Or the sourdough starter…
Wait what-
What about the coconut?
Cumconut?
Cumquatcunut.
Or the pumpkin! 🎃
Or the cum drawer
Oh god no.
Have you ever heard of the coconut
Yes.
There was also a coconut…
Don’t start up with your coconut shit again.
Shit coconuts are a whole other thing
I know; I saw the documentary where the clap them together because they couldn’t afford horses
I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.
Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.
What grit are we talking about? 🤔
You can’t go wrong with any grit really.
Meat crayon now has another meaning…
The “road rash” is sublime
I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.
leave some space for cum deceleration.
So uh, you free tonight…? 🥺👉👈
Have you heard of folding, Mr Bullet Spunk?
Oh I do, 3 folds is a must, so 6 ply.
This is why I just use a cum rag and wash it and get to reuse a thick and sturdy rag
I used too, but it was staining and leaving spots like the picture. Either that or they aren’t making t-shirts like they used to.
Then it has stained nothing a value to me at least. Also bleach exists
Show-off
So far I haven’t heard of a single useful application for the ability. Despite my best efforts, I discovered that I’m not capable of successfully shooting to swing from building to building.
Now I’m imagining Diarrhea 4 but with cum. Might be a little harder to animate. And the sound effects and music might also prove problematic.
lol Just use 16bit gen grunts and for the music, use a cheesy porn knock off from the 80’s like, “Bow Chickabow, Chicka Bow-Wowww”
What kinda shit-ass tp do you buy
I see what you did.
It’s the expensive Charmin, I don’t want my fingers poking through lol.
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.
Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.
There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
What stopped him?
Nothing. He succeeded and managed to slit his own throat.
You know your comics!
That would make for a good Mythbusters episode.
“While researching techniques to make this, we came accross something called a ‘limp biscuit’. Jamie’s excited to try this! We’ve got the B team coming over to help.”
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it’s not gross, it’s more comfy, and it’s arguably more environmentally friendly.
Why not wank into a flannel?
Fine, if you’re washing it after.