Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.
The the carpeting
Yes, the carpet and lights.
The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.
https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html
I’m very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That’ll be the most expensive part
The two “the”s let you know how serious they are.
Whenever someone does that, I reread it in Jeff Goldblum’s voice and it becomes scintillating.
MYSTERY SCIENCE THETHEATRE 3000
I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay
Does it also smell like a bus seat?
No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.
That’s what a bus seat smells like.
New York City subway seats taste the best.
Can confirm, I was the kid.
The early 1990s called, they need that carpet to hang as a backdrop for school photos.
That stupid backdrop (for my older brothers’ school photos) had toddler-me convinced that school would be like a party.
I was so, so disappointed.

IYKYK
Came here for this
Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like
the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can’t see the puke!
You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?
no, you realize there’s like a dozen people in those games it could be? my culture is not your costume, asshole!
Hey babe, new sonic lore just landed
You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.
Supply and demand still works!
You and @DonkeyStar@lemmy.world need to exchange carpet supplier contacts.
We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.
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gameroom: adjective
game room: noun
Linguistic Prescriptivists: ignorant of the reality of the evolution of language
Anythinggoesists: against clarity and understanding








