The funny part that this comic don’t tell you is that birds and others animals usually just fuck and go, don’t really care about their partner (both parts, male and female)
Many species of bird (and other animals) mate for life, tho. The funny part is that the three behaviours depicted are in fact part of human courtship display—human males do build houses, perform art, and gift shinny and rare stuff to attract and secure partners.
They PAIR for life, but frequently mate with others.
some humans do exactly these things lol
Don’t look up ducks
Spinny dick rapists…
This is quite literally the plot of The Notebook.
But in actuality birds just yell “wanna fuck, some good fucking over here!” And then the male moves into the female’s house.
The fuck you think theyre doing at four am right outside my window?
Its not fuckin’ love songs, I can tell you that.
What I love about this comic is how the first two panels shows her giving the awkward white person smile while being presented with a house and an elaborate sensual dance. But it’s the “pretty rocks” that really catch her attention.
Home girls right arm in that 3rd panel has some questions to answer regarding the whereabouts of its elbow
Lemme smash.
*Cloaca
*not all, see ducks. Or even better, don’t.
Do birds actually enjoy copulation? I don’t know that they do
They’re the same picture.
