Somehow I don’t think this is14 hours old…
Pragmatic!
Actual tip that was passed to me:
Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.
Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.
Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.
Even if you get caught, it’s just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.
And if she says no, you still got fingered twice!
Stop spreading this censorship cancer
Here’s the original. It’s so old and popular that it’s the first hit in a reverse image search 🤷♂️
Normalise down voting posts with this bullshit censorship.
I do. I like to let people know why though. Seems fair to me.
I’m normalising downvoting people complaining about something so insignificant. It’s so boring to see it all the time.
INSIGNIFICANT?!
I don’t understand why you people censor yourself? Half the time the platform doesn’t even care. Also it isn’t like censorship in those cases makes any sense. Everybody knows what is meant and it just annoys people. Also censorship is usually sth. Bad there are very very few cases where it is justified.
I never said I do it I’m just not that fucking arsed if people choose to do it. At the end of the day you can write however you want. It annoys only people with a chip on their shoulder about it.
This place is depressing as hell with all the negativity, and I say that as a cynic.
Start spreading buttcheeks
SPREAD CHEEKS NOT CENSORSHIP
Instructions unclear, potato stuck in anus
Anus isn’t even a bad word, this is getting out of control.
Definitely. Did we miss the Mormon take over or something i didn’t see it in the news
Tbf, you just described the past 10 months
Right!? Are we just not allowed to reference certain body parts anymore? How are the Republicans at their next convention going to explain where they want the twink they hit up on Grindr where they want dat dick?
What the fuck is an “a::s”
A shorthand for 000a:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:000s. It’s part of the alphabet v6 spec.
I love that this is an accurate expansion of a::s if s was in hex
It’s in base 36.
in the standard galactic alphabet (a.k.a minecraft enchantment table language) “::” is the letter “r” so you could say this says “ars”, which kind of makes it come full circle. all puns intended.
Member field s of the lowercase class a.
They censored anus
Ya don’t fucking say.
No cursing on my fucking social media algorithm
Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.
If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we’ll know what their kink is
The ring fingers a whore, it’s only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.
Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.
Wait…
How much longer do I wait?
Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.
Fun fact: that’s actually the original reason we use rings to propose!
Don’t people normally aim slightly larger then go back to get it resized?
Anus or ring?
Yes
Fun one to tell the grandkids
Better than the inherited watch from Pulp Fiction, for sure.
learn bondage and tie her up
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Or check one of her other preexisting rings.
Mine didn’t wear rings normally
In what abnormal manner did they wear them?
Ooorr you can do what I did and ask nicely to measure her finger with a sizing tool
I did that. They were somehow still surprised when I proposed. Apparently measuring their ring finger was not enough of a hint.
The more subtlety minded individual might just ask their parents.
