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cladistii@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Loud Exhaust

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Loud Exhaust

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cladistii@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    D-Bag: (Revs overly loud Honda)
    Hot lady: I dare say I wish to mate with this fellow.
    SITUATION WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

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      Somehow this reads like it was said by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics (qwantz.com)

      Edit: this was not a criticism, I now wish to mate with you

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      Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside.

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        don’t need no tax!

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      According to The Fast and the Furious, it happens. ALL. THE. TIME.

      ~Surely movies don’t lie.~

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        “Sex me oh sexy sex haver!” -Hot ladies seduced by loud engines driving swiftly away never to return.

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          Especially when there are trees

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      It happens in certain circles. Source: I’ve hung out with some real scumbags

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      It does work after a fashion, but the problem is that it only attracts specific types of dudes. If that’s what you’re into, though, you may be on to something.

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        Unfortunately this turns into a logical fallacy when they drive away. Imagine the poor guys/ladies running like mad after their ideal mate only for them to disappear into the night.

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          Cars do have neutral.

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            Also they might just be getting up to speed to do a handbrake turn and come back.

            It’s basically foreplay.

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      I used to live at the edge of a suburb, next to a stroad with a wide downhill curve. The “perfect” combo of a large supply of moped teens from said suburb and ideal racing/revving conditions. Many times have I wondered what you wrote. I mean in some ways this is clearly mating behavior, no?

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      That would be true even without the first sentence, lol

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