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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

Girl dinner

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Girl dinner

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip
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    People assign gender characteristics to the stupidest shit. lmao Like food items and their containers…

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    1 hour ago

    Carbs and lettuce?

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    4 hours ago

    Does wanting this mean I’m a girl

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  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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    Seems like where they meet you’d get warm salad and cool fries.

    • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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      “The fries are cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible?”

    • MohamedMoney@feddit.org
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      Sometimes the rules have to be broken at the right time to create art

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    I gotta tell my wife that I’m a girl.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    As a girl, yeah i want that dinner

  • higgsboson@piefed.social
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    7 hours ago

    Aka, “vegetarian gets dragged to a steakhouse.”

    Watch out, that looks like a Caesar salad, which has anchovies in the dressing.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      5 hours ago

      You can make or buy vegan/vegetarian dressings.

      • Allero@lemmy.today
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        Or just not add anchovies, they don’t add that much to the taste anyway

        • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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          Beg to differ, they add so much umami, you could probably do something with seaweed though

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            Sodium glutamate and aroma compositions are there to help!

            • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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              My man!

              • Allero@lemmy.today
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                Working in the food industry :)

        • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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          It’s in the dressing itself.

          • Allero@lemmy.today
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            I know, so you can make your own without them!

            • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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              Huh, almost like that’s what I said originally.

  • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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    Can I get shawarma poutine in a fancy glass as my girl dinner?

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    my one concern is that I wouldn’t want a salad dressing touching my fries. especially since I tend to prefer a light vinagrette.

    I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce. probably something starting with a thousand island base?

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Caesar dressing would be a delight for fries. Really any creamy dressing

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce.

      Ranch.

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        Am I wrong in saying ranch is the Swiss army knife of sauces?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It’s pretty versatile.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    That’s not how you do cheese fries.

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    Those fries look underdone.

  • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    I’m a girl, and personally I’d replace fries with wings, but then it becomes normal dinner. Life is hard.

    • Keeponstalin@lemmy.world
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      No no no, if it’s still in the same glass it should still be valid

      • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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        I love this logic. Wings it is.

        • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca
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          Olay but what about half wings and half fries?

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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            Whatever gets you going, I don’t kink shame.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    This is how you get cold sad soggy fries.

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ok, let me explain….

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