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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Girl dinner

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  • higgsboson@piefed.social
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    Aka, “vegetarian gets dragged to a steakhouse.”

    Watch out, that looks like a Caesar salad, which has anchovies in the dressing.

    • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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      You can make or buy vegan/vegetarian dressings.

      • Allero@lemmy.today
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        Or just not add anchovies, they don’t add that much to the taste anyway

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          Beg to differ, they add so much umami, you could probably do something with seaweed though

          • Allero@lemmy.today
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            Sodium glutamate and aroma compositions are there to help!

            • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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              My man!

              • Allero@lemmy.today
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                Working in the food industry :)

        • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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          It’s in the dressing itself.

          • Allero@lemmy.today
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            I know, so you can make your own without them!

            • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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              Huh, almost like that’s what I said originally.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Most places are using bottled dressings shits just flavouring and thickeners.

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        I was shocked to realize that the cheesecake factory preps everything from scratch. They have a chef who just makes sauces and nothing else.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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    Seems like where they meet you’d get warm salad and cool fries.

    • MohamedMoney@feddit.org
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      Sometimes the rules have to be broken at the right time to create art

    • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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      “The fries are cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible?”

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Now THIS is pod racing 😎

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Slightly wet fried with an odd taste of anchovies and oil.

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    my one concern is that I wouldn’t want a salad dressing touching my fries. especially since I tend to prefer a light vinagrette.

    I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce. probably something starting with a thousand island base?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce.

      Ranch.

      • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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        Blue cheese, too.

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        Am I wrong in saying ranch is the Swiss army knife of sauces?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It’s pretty versatile.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Caesar dressing would be a delight for fries. Really any creamy dressing

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      Honestly a balsamic vinegarette on some thick fries is pretty fucking great.

  • cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works
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    This has nothing to do with the original concept/internet meme of “girl dinner”, this is just salad and fries. Girl dinner is like… six olives and an entire sleeve of crackers with peanut butter directly out of the jar. Girl dinner is three slices of cheddar cheese, and an entire bag of baby carrots with hummus. If you have the emotional capacity to cook fries and mix a salad, that is not girl dinner, thats just dinner. This is capitalism using buzzwords without understanding what they’re saying and I’m irrationally annoyed by this one in particular because I fucking love Girl Dinner.

    That is all. Hope your next meal is delicious and fulfilling xoxo

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      Thanks cokeslutgarbage!

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Thank you, this makes so much more sense.

      I also love ‘Girl Dinner’, and I’m just a lazy guy.

      I just tend to call it a mega-snack, and eat slightly different combos of snack foods than I guess the stereotypical (typical?) girl snack foods, but they still aim to hit the same spectrum of food groups and nutrients.

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        Yeah, you just keep eating various snacks until you aren’t hungry anymore.

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          Hrm.

          I try to… plan my ‘mega-snacks’ to hit a bit more specific food groups / kinds of nutrients than just… munching on whatever untill I’m full.

          So, still lazy in that it doesn’t require any actual ‘cooking’ or food prep, beyond just grabbing an assortment of things.

          But no so lazy that basically 0 thought is put into it.

          … Not sure if that qualifies as a meaningful difference in terms of ‘girl dinner’ vs ‘mega snack’.

          Also, I’m using the word ‘lazy’, but I’ve been seriously depressed and/or exhausted and overwhelmed before, ‘lazy’ isn’t quite the right word…

          … as it tends to imply there was even a possibility that you had the mental bandwidth to decide to not use, to actively be ‘lazy’, when that isn’t always the case for someone who chronically having a really not good time.

  • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    I’m a girl, and personally I’d replace fries with wings, but then it becomes normal dinner. Life is hard.

    • Keeponstalin@lemmy.world
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      No no no, if it’s still in the same glass it should still be valid

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        I love this logic. Wings it is.

        • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca
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          Olay but what about half wings and half fries?

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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            Whatever gets you going, I don’t kink shame.

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    I can’t tell if those are croutons or chicken nuggets

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes.

    • whitecollarcry@lemmy.world
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      just marvelous

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    People assign gender characteristics to the stupidest shit. lmao Like food items and their containers…

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      Romance languages have awkwardly left the chat

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    Does wanting this mean I’m a girl

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      No it means you’re a cultured lady

  • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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    Can I get shawarma poutine in a fancy glass as my girl dinner?

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    I gotta tell my wife that I’m a girl.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • wieson@feddit.org
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    Just Dönerteller with less stuff

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    As a girl, yeah i want that dinner

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    This is how you get cold sad soggy fries.

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    Okay so make these zucchini fries and I am capital P there

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    So I’m a guy and that looks like a fine meal for a night of drinking to me.

    The presentation in a comically oversized martini glass is perhaps a bit silly, but…

    Yeah this just looks like a pre-game meal of champions to me, if you maybe swap out the croutons for something like breaded chicken nuggets or smaller breaded tenders.

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