Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I’ve only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren’t squares.
its a wedge ;)

edit: nvm thought it said parmesan not mozzarella
Tony’s is my favorite frozen pizza! I would get them all the time back in college. Used to be $2.99
I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy
Pizza pan being the clock is kinda bullshit.
Man, that’s the last one I couldn’t find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.
The mozzarella’s on the fucking floor

That’s not sanitary… I’m not eating at this place.
I was like “haha, that’s funny” and then accidentally spent like 10 minutes finding stuff because I was curious where the binoculars could be. So… thanks I guess?
can’t believe you’d pirate a pizza box like this. how will Tony ever recover from this?
Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.
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No no no. That can’t be the comb. That’s bullshit.
I’m more upset about the pizza pan being the clock 😩
Tony Sez: “Hey, fuck you, buddy!”
Good job!
Bros plate is a fucking giant pizza slicer. That’s magnificent.
Just in case you get board of that one, here’s a Morning one to play around with:

I saw this exact box recently and I was thinking about how I’ve missed seeing these 😄
I’m kind of surprised they still exist and aren’t just a QR code to download a shitty app
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That pepperoni is massive.
I bet you say that to all the guys… 😘
Is the clock or the plate the pizza pan? That’s the only one I might be stuck on.
Also, thank you!
Clock 99%.
Very cool of you. Thanks!
Beats a shampoo bottle.









