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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

I have a plan

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I have a plan

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    Here, I’ll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.

  • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Yes.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    i’d kick into the gofundme

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    Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.

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    well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.

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    War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

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      1812: Canada Strikes Back

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        War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.

  • slemptastrophe@piefed.social
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    Would you? Please?!?!

  • ZombieChicken@reddthat.com
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    I have 5 dollars. Will that help?

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.

    • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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      Operation Epstein Fury

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      And it would be true.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators

    • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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      Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    I’m in.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Please, things are spiraling into the abyss.

  • homes@piefed.world
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    I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

    • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip
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      Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.

    • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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      If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable

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        Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.

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        They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

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          Make America 1812 Again

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

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      They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

      • homes@piefed.world
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        Lmao

    • RaoulDuke@piefed.social
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      This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.

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      Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.

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      Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.

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        There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that’s only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.

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        I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.

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          Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, … trucks with testicles

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    Will you take a check?

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Cheque.

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        Oui oui.

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    All you have to do is mess with north korea.

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