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goddammit I will never unsee that. thanks for burning it in my mind, I’m now going to chuckle when some says SAAS.
Literally the oldest profession.
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“This orgasm was brought to you by Capital One and the prison industrial complex. What’s in YOUR prison wallet?”
No way, that’d be too convenient. They’ll probably make that illegal as soon as they find out someone thought of it.
Joke’s on you it’s legal in my country 😌
All great app ideas are taking something and doing it illegally.
nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!1!11!!
“Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal to make them not have children?” – Connor Leahy
Personally I just don’t like children, and am suspicious of people who claim to have them on purpose
Literally every ancestor of yours disagreed
We should always strive to do better than our parents.
Holy selection bias, Batman! 😄
I always thought this was a weird take. Like yeah I get being a parent is hard and with the world today it’s just not financially fair to a kid for most people to try.
But dude, kids are hilarious and fun m, if you know the right ones.
What this is, is the cascading effect of fewer not-shitty people (or decent people in shitty situations) having kids. Then, everyone sees this maladjusted children and even fewer people want to give it a go.
I mean it’s not anyone’s choice but theirs if they want to have em or even like em. But ironically it’s almost like accelerationism when we all collectively swear off trying.
Ngl the “hilarious and fun” part mainly comes from them being literal superhumans.
Funny? Hell yeah! But I would NOT trust myself to raise this thing lmao.
I love my niblings. My world is an immeasurably better place with them in it. They bring me a lot of joy
I do not want kids of my own and am very glad that i never had any
As a boomer-adjacent 60-year-old, with an adult son living at home, it’s the economy, stupid.
But, more than that, the world has gone to shit. And, no, that’s not the boomer generation’s fault. It’s the fault of the billionaires and the ignorant people of all generations who have voted for conservatives over the past 50 years.
Millennials were not voting 50 years ago.
Sure but they were alive and voted sometime over the past 50 years. And some of them deffo voted for shit politicians. I’m really not sure what your comment is trying to say.
Their comment is rightfully pointing out the lions share of responsibility Boomers have for the state of American politics.
Greatest and silent generations laughing their asses off at the boomers taking all the heat for the state of the world. Previous generations would also be laughing if they weren’t dead.
You really need to look at the size difference between Boomers and Silent generation to understand how ridiculous that claim is. Not to mention once Boomers started feeling represented their voting participation rates shot up. They have dominated the U.S. political landscape for well over four decades.
And I’m trying to point out that generations are a spook meant to divide us instead of us focussing on the actual problem, billionaires.
No war but class war.
No war but class war.
Tell that to the boomers. 🤷♂️
We could have turned out and stopped the boomers but we continued to let them vote us down and, eventually, rig it against us.
Hanging chads!
Who’d you vote for in the 2020 primaries?
I maxed out my donation to Bernie and voted for him. In the 40 years I’ve been voting, I’ve never voted for a conservative, or Republican, neither federal, state nor local. I’ve always voted as far left as I can.
Bernie pin:
Damn, you got me. I totally blanked on that primary. Bernie 2.0! Not OP, sorry.
I just ask because I was phone banking for that primary and occasionally I ended up on the phone with a registered Republican for whatever reason. They were cordial and I was able to tell them why I thought Bernie was the best candidate among the Democratic nominees.
You know who was vile though? Registered democratic boomers were furious with me and called Bernie “too radical”.
So I don’t buy it when people try to deflect blame away from boomers for the state of American politics. Registered democratic boomers fight leftists harder than they fight MAGA. 🤷♂️
The Democrats really are just republicans trying to “placate the Mr Rogers generations”.
Both parties are filled with ruthless “empathy is weak, every man for himself” assholes. They must be kept as far away from politics as possible.
“These kids today need to be as miserable and depressed as we are!”
I can barely afford rent at 40; how the fuck am I going to afford to raise a kid?
“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”
Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.
And the rich are even buying up trailer parks to squeeze money out of the people there, so even becoming trailer park trash with kids is unaffordable.
Who said anything about raising it? You just need to have the kid, and then the orphan crushing machine will take over from there
puts hand on shoulder son, we’ve got to talk about your avocado toast
The media really gave me unrealistic expectations about how much money my dislike of avocado was going to save me.
Don’t forget all the Starbucks coffee!
And the rotisserie chickens!
Instead of buying that latte, why don’t you instead buy some bootstraps and pull on them
That phrase is just something the rich tell the poor to get them to bend over.
For those who don’t know, this phrase has come full circle.
It started as something literally impossible. Then people started using it to say they did it anyway. Expecting what is supposed to be impossible out of people is insane.
in a way we can view it as a term to mean “LYING” about how you succeeded. How did you get so in shape for your role? Clean diet and exercise. How did you make your first million? Pulling myself into the air by my bootstraps.
Yeah, it’s like when people say they just gave 110%. Cool, very quippy, but really, what did you do?
Performance enhancing drugs? 🤷♂️
Sadist laguage.
I’m sure it was only a few bad apples that started that.
Disregardless, I could care less.
It’s literally a joke rich people use to show how stupid poor people are.
Horse and sparrow theory?
Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!
child labor
Wait, you guys are finding partners?
Was having hope on having a go with me from the mirror universe
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Ah shit, I’ve been making my own this entire time!
Homemade usually tastes better.
So the next generation’s children will be GI Joes and Barbies. No thank you, I’d rather not have any Mattel products for kids.
Don’t worry. Thanks to the combination of industrial waste in our water supply and VR cybersex they’ll be pumping out Ninja Turtles and Transformers.
And that’s where the cum is!
Downloading cum is so easy, come on be realistic
Please add -std=c90 gcc flag to build() to make it compile
I personally prefer my
sexwithout STD flags.
Bro knows where the cum is stored and where the sex happens
Of course, bro is using Arch btw.
Who is “be realistic” and why am I cumming on them?
Sex ed was too effective. They don’t know how to have sex without condoms!
Sounds about right
