Technically, no one can tick off the second item themselves.
I’ll just check it off in advance. I’m sure I’ll get to it eventually.
So optimistic for a task you’ve never accomplished.
You’re going to get a lot of engineers on your ass with this one.
More sauce for the goose
(That’s right, I’m metaphormaxxing!)
This fly plans ahead!
Counting their larvae before they hatch.
Didn’t someone do something similar in an Agatha Christie novel?
You can if you have enough radiation and a screwdriver.
start the process of dying, tick it, and then die
Technically, y’know, Silvia Plath sends the word, we’re all dying, but you’re not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. You’re a tourist, and I’m onto you.
Maybe better without the first panel?
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so you think they were all like, “eat literal shit” or do you suppose it was more like “eat any shit you can find”?
Yes.
A life well-lived:-).
Used to work in a nasty recycling company, can confirm flies shit and it is very noticeable in mass.
Living the dream
Surely the list should include reproduce.
I’m trying as hard as I can!
Too late
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Mostly I eat ass. Can I die now? Or do I still have to do the messiah ish, Dad?
There is a game with a fly and a bucket list.
If you like challenging yourself I really recommend it. :)Not liking because it ticked before dying
never have i seen such a concise telling of the life of a fascist
