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minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68·7 hours agoIntelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.
minus-squareLeviathan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoIf you’ve had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.
minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up59·7 hours agoCharisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoYou ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
minus-squareshutz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 hours agoConstitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-27 hours agoDexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoStrength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoRule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 hours agoYou say that like I wouldn’t eat the fuck out of a fruit salad with good tomatoes
minus-squarecannedtuna@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 hours agoIntelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoYour pizza. Not my pizza.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoFound the guy not living in a communist country.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoCould you imagine having to share our pizza with everyone in the country when you get one? No wonder communists always look so miserable.
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 hours agoTomatoes do have a wide variety of cultivars, some of which have considerably-higher sugar content. searches https://growingfruit.org/t/what-are-the-sweetest-tomatoes-highest-brix-lowest-acid-possible/69110 Many cherry tomatoes can brix between 12 and 16. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/64b974963cb8f079e9f7c83f/t/652f1cf07f8b2f125c06fd7b/1697586417068/BrixRefractiveIndNologo.jpg
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Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.
If you’ve had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.
Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
Or is that low Wisdom?
You say that like I wouldn’t eat the fuck out of a fruit salad with good tomatoes
Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.
Your pizza.
Not my pizza.
Found the guy not living in a communist country.
Could you imagine having to share our pizza with everyone in the country when you get one?
No wonder communists always look so miserable.
Amchovies
Tomatoes do have a wide variety of cultivars, some of which have considerably-higher sugar content.
searches
https://growingfruit.org/t/what-are-the-sweetest-tomatoes-highest-brix-lowest-acid-possible/69110
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/64b974963cb8f079e9f7c83f/t/652f1cf07f8b2f125c06fd7b/1697586417068/BrixRefractiveIndNologo.jpg