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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Some sacrifice are necessary

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Some sacrifice are necessary

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    I want that to gain traction, and for e-girls to unionise and become a stronger political force than Christian groups.

    Im not saying it would necessarily be good, I just want to see it happen. This timeliness anythings possible.

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      I think I’d trust strippers over christofascists right now

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        I’d trust meth addled homeless guys who don’t speak the local language as long as they’re not religious

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        Have you ever doubted?

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      Most egirls would be better at being world leaders tbh

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Mary Carey for California 2003.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(actress)
      When then Gray Davis was being recalled she threw her hat into the ring. ̶U̶̶n̶̶s̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶ She dropped out, but her effort set a modern-day open door for any celebrity to enter the politics arena. This solidified Arnold Schwarzenegger’s later win.

      edit- clarification

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Ahem Reagan

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        She dropped out of the race in October 2006 to care for her mother, who had jumped off a building while off her medications.

        As happens

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      For real we have much crazier shit already, give us mobilised unionised egirls

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        Remember that time we elected a bisexual pro wrestling champion because we liked his hat?

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So basically you’re saying that we need a slightly less cybernetically augmented, real world version of the Moxes.

      … I mean, yeah, syndicalism is overdue for a comeback, as real world rapidly cyberpunkifies.

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      Only if they join forces with the gambling clan, then can they amass enough political & financial clout. Maybe Internet cat video lovers as well.

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    No honkers for me till Maduro is free

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      I didn’t think anyone cares about Maduro.

      With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.

      And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn’t even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.

      At this point it’s the same thing Russia does.

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        America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters

        Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days

        “It’s the same thing Russia does.”

        Come on, man. 😐

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          All empires are built on the same sins, but yeah.

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      Well, no American honkers. You did the “murican forgetting the rest of the world exists” thing for an old man’s masturbation material.

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        No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.

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        That’s a lot harder to rhyme.

        edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn’t find a good image macro.

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          “Don’t wank to yanks”

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            I feel like you can wank to yanks if you don’t pay for it?

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      not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead

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    Faptivism

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      ANTIFAp

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        If we make this popular enough Trump might get confused and start arresting the puritans

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        Masterbation>>mass murder

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    Guy has more principles than 80% of the population I’d say.

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      For sure.

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    He won’t touch the wee

    Until Maduro is free

    ✊

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    Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.

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    enhance

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      First, using your own photo on your profile. Second, using that to comment on a porn site. Third, giving up your favorite wank for a political statement. This man is fearless.

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        Honestly this dude is based.

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        There’s a core assumption being made here

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        Needs to be an internet dirtbag left medal, something like hero of the soviet Union, but only awarded for things that are all of brave catty sleazy anti-imperialist

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      A man has to have a code

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      🤣🙌🏾

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    Ethical gooner. 👍

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    Okay but who’s the creator? I need to know for my research paper “economic effects of the Trump administration on critical American industries.”

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    Voting with your wallet Voting with your genitalia: Power of what’s in your pants

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        Walks away, throws a toy over the bushes

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          genital

          :)

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      Wait, do we each have one genital and genitalia refers to both kinds?

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        I think genitals is correct, referring to all the collective parts of your junk.

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          I forget about collective nouns sometimes

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        I don’t know, I thought in reductionist terms penis and vulva refers to two of them personally/subjectively in singular; second language English is hard.

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          I wasn’t criticizing your grammar or anything. I didn’t even consider you might not be a native speaker! You legitimately got me thinking as someone who is lol but yeah English is wrecked. Especially plurals, damn Greek and Latin

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    All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    o7

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    Not all heros wear capes.

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      Most don’t.

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        “No Capes!”

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    #Rezip4LatAm

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      That’s bloody good, too

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