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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

A succulent meal

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A succulent meal

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    A vegetable wouldn’t hurt you.

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        Stop it, you’re killing him!

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        deleted by creator

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.

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        lol gottem

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        -Dr. Steve Brule

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          For your health!

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            One of the episodes that had me in stitches was when he ate seafood from a dumpster then went out in his rowboat for a cruise.

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      I’m a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

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        This at least reduces biomagnification.

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        A chicken would eat you if it could

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          Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - they will try to eat it.

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          Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.

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          This is an argument that it’s morally fair to be chickenarian

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          And everyone you love.

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          Hey I didn’t say all of them, and the chicken that defeats me in single combat is welcome to feed upon my corpse.

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              I ain’t fuckin’ with THAT chicken, I’ve seen him do some shit.

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      Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.

      Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.

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        Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

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        From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

        Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

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          How did we get to Cheney here?

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            With soup

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        now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

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          I think the sequel is even better

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        Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don’t know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.

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        I am sure you shouldn’t eat raw potatoes anyway

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      Most vegetables are poisonous just saying

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        That’s really stretching the definition of “vegetables”.

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      Is wheat not a vegetable?

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        Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.

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        Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.

        Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as “carbs” due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.

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      Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don’t see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.

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      Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don’t all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.

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