[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I’m a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

  • grue@lemmy.world
    59·
    6 hours ago

    Person A: “2+2=4”
    Person B: “2+2=6”
    ‘Centrist’: “Fellas, calm down! Can’t we compromise and agree 2+2=5?”

    • tourist@lemmy.world
      44·
      6 hours ago

      In case you libtards don’t understand:

      If I had

      2 ambien and 2 bottles of whiskey

      How did I get 6 felonies?

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.caEnglish
        10·
        5 hours ago

        That’s pure skill. You are amazing at converting Ambien and whiskey to felonies.

        Possibly the best turnaround for this exchange I’ve seen. Congrats.

    • mech@feddit.org
      9·
      3 hours ago

      EU politics: “We promise to establish robust processes for developing a common agreement on the result of 2+2 and will reconvene to assess progress, in 2+2 years.”