If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don’t have to wait in line when the day comes. You don’t want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn’t plan ahead.

fuckin a, dancing in the streets, in the rain, in the snow I give two fucks whenever it happens

No. It will become a national holiday. Introverts will leave their solitude to participate.
When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.
MAGA is cult of personality, and when he assumes room temperature, who’s left for them to impress? They loved ONLY him, and they despise literally EVERYBODY else. The knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. It will be glorious.
The MAGA movement may end, but American fascism will continue in another form. The contradictions of capitalism will continue on.
Probably, but I’m still gonna get hammered and set something on fire. Nothing will keep me from expressing my joy on that glorious day, even if it is temporary. Besides, isn’t all joy temporary?
Yeah but another Trump will emerge eventually. Maybe not right away. Trump is a symptom, not the cause.
When he dies, he will no longer be in the way of changing that system.
Yeah but all those other people are still in the way. Every CEO and every billionaire will have to die the same day.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Let’s O-blige them.
Except for the millions who voted for him. He was a placeholder for their values.
We outnumber them by a LOT. They will shut up and crawl back under their slimey rocks. Or else.
Or else what? Genuinely asking you.
When we crush MAGA, and purge them from our government and our society, those who still sympathize with MAGA will learn to hide their sick predilections, or they will be ostracized like the pedophiles they are.
This is just rhetoric. Unless we all are willing to commit aggressive action, to include overtly armed protests and bringing the justice to punish the people we seek ourselves, this shit won’t happen.
All we have been doing that I’ve seen personally is people waving signs and recording from the sidelines as people get their shit kicked in.
The few times people fought back, they were executed by ICE because they were alone while no one else helped.
All you are saying is that we will continue to waggle our fingers and hope cops take our side instead of them being the racists and bigots that they all have been for centuries in the country.
We have been relatively successful in keeping organizations like the KKK and the Nazi Party fairly well suppressed, mostly by hostile public opinion than anything else. In a nation with Free Speech, that’s about as good as it gets. MAGA should join them as another socially unacceptable organization.
We should agree right now to make the day of his death a national holiday.
Nahh thats too much, let the bastard be forgotten. Seems a more fitting punishment for a narcissist
He won’t be forgotten by his followers. If ignored they would erect their own statues like they did for Confederate generals.
The only way to combat it would be to require statues in every town that says, “Trump raped children.”
If they erect their own statues they’ll end up being tagged just like his Hollywood star.
National testicular cancer awareness day?
Rectal cancer day?
A classic Damnatio Memoriae would be as lovely as it is unattainable.
No, nothing gets named after him. NOTHING. Make it a Federal law.
You know he would love that
There will be worldwide celebrations the likes of which haven’t been seen since the end of the 2nd World War.
I imagine the Ewok celebration at the end of Return of the Jedi
I never saw that one.
Someone start making Trump Died LOL shirts and hats now and cash in when it happens
Hell, I bet there’s a market for those shirts now
Party at my place.
The piss will flow down the streets from his grave.
Remember that he is but a symptom of a bigger problem that will still remain.
I really have no idea what will happen to MAGA, though. Few cults survive the death of the leader.
“Career politicians” should not be a thing for a country by the people and for the people.
He isn’t even a career politician.
I have prepared bottles of rum to toast to his death once it happens.
I’m shooting off fireworks when it happens
I have kept a bottle of champagne in the fridge for months just hoping for the special day. And I have some party poppers.
I’ve been saving money since 2016 to throw a gigantic bash on that day. I also save 3 vacation days each year just in case he kicks the fucking bucket during the week. I think about it often.
…can I come?
Absolutely
I always think of what Splinter said to Shredder in the TMNT movie before dropping him into the dump truck when it come to him.
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be – without honor.
I always think about what Casey Jones said next
“Oops!” turns on trash compactor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKD5WNLmznk for folks who wanted to look up the reference.











