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My guy banged his computer.
Try Nix. She’s into the weird stuff.
Put the memory stick back in.
It’s a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. …What I’m getting at, sex won’t make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.
Closed as unable to replicate
The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.
It’s only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67
Instructions to replicate this bug???
is this true?
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There’s a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
No, for that you need Turbolinux
How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…
“Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂
I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.
I wonder if they will be able to reproduce
This is where I got the joke from lol
Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.
He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you.
Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.
libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.
time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you’ll be over just after you finish this config…
Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.
