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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

Anon gets enemy zoned

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Anon gets enemy zoned

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

    Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

    • three@lemmy.zip
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      Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

      Gay: you’re hyper focused on another man’s genitals

      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Haha fair enough

        Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

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          genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

          Now look who’s hyperfocused

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      cogito ergo gay

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    She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

    I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

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      Me too but with Americans

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      Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia … so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.

    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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      I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

      That’s a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

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        Fortunately it’s entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          for now.

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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            Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I’m not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        But what about America?

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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        Wasn’t the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

        Didn’t work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.

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        Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

        Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

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    Purity tests and identity before process

    or why as a lefty I’m enormously annoyed by many many lefties

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      Seriously. I don’t think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are

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    op is probably sunflower zoned now

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Drone zoned

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Why you think he even got drafted?

      • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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        as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

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    It’s like saying you’re from Germany in world war… Actually, it doesn’t matter which one.

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      III?

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        Third time’s the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

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          Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

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            Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

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          Maybe next time we just don’t get involved at all? That would be nice

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          Wdym they weren’t last time? /s

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        Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

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    OP may have been defenestrated.

  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world
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    Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists

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    So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

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