Careful! They might give you clamydia!
Careful! They
mightwill give you clamydia!Ewww, it does look like he’s doing that with the koala in the last panel 🤮
And your emoji looks like is deep throating Shrek.

Damn, now I wanna see Shrek’s view.
But they aren’t bears…
They don’t meet the koala-fications.
Your jokes are un-marsupial-able.
And now I came too
Exactly! People should learn that koalas aren’t bears, but are pandas! or is it a dolphin? I swear I knew that one
It’s manatees. They aren’t women. I had to get it tattooed on my hand after The Incident.
Came here for this.
To be fair, I’ve heard koala bears are mean bastards.
Drop Bears are no joke
Check out this harrowing encounter a reporter had with a really viscous Drop Bear.
I loved this, thanks for linking. Had a big smile on my face the entire time.
This whole piece is un-australian for exposing a great Australian past time.
This video should be removed for national security (to protect our fun).
Luckily most visitors to our country won’t see this video ;)
That was wonderful.
Drop bears are dangerous!

Drop bears are vicious, I’ll have you know
That’s what happens when you don’t apply your allotment of Vegemite before heading out.
I think I’m more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it’s too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don’t care about the likelihood, I’ll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.
Too late it’s mauling him
Now he’s got chlamydia.
suspicious to see a drop bear in a hardwood forest.
Careful brother them things have claws






