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Stomata@buddyverse.one to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Sudo eat

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Sudo eat

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Stomata@buddyverse.one to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • drspod@lemmy.ml
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    If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

    • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted

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          Guess I’ll stay on a diet after this

      • AHasshacked@links.hackliberty.org
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        fucking ubuntu has “activate” watermark? what a joke

        • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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          Noo it was a joke XD

          …but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

          (though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      make crackers

      • Steve@startrek.website
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        Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

        • TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org
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          sudo apt install libflour

          Reading package lists… Done

          Building dependency tree

          Reading state information… Done

          The following packages have unmet dependencies:

          libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed

          E: Unmet dependencies. Try ‘apt --fix-broken install’ with no packages (or specify a solution).

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    Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United’s packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

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    i’m on a diet, i’ll just take the crackers

    sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    I decompiled the kernel

  • Nytixus@kbin.melroy.org
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    sudo-apt-get install mouth

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      Whew, for a minute there I didn’t have a mouth and I needed to scream.

      Thanks again, apt-get

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sandwich Calcium Cracker

    bonehurtingjuicehealingcrackers?

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

    • Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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      That’s a little package sitting on top of a big package. It’s the slim model.

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        For thin clients?

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    German laundry detergent

  • Noble Shift@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world
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    #!/bin/bash
    
    if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
       sudo "$0" "$@"
       exit $?
    fi
    
    for i in {1..10}; do
        echo "Eating ... $i"
        eat
    done
    
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    Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Perfect to go with GNU

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hecking naraya. I didn’t know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

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    I eat Arch btw.

    Also what kind of distro is “chocolate cream”?

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