Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort
“Lol genders amirite”
My summer and winter clothes are exactly the same. Earthen tone pants, t-shirt, boots, and a Czech army field jacket. The field jacket much like my shirts have a video game and vaguely weeb bias. I burn hot in winter and burn under the sun in summer.
Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color
seersuckerlinen! That’s what it is! Thanks @yappymonotheist blazer.I think it’s seersucker I just got it out of the closet I’m not getting back up right now. Iconic hat if I’m going out out.I’m fancy though
Bruh I just put on that is clean and doesn’t have holes.
“just”
lol fashionista
Oh look, another message that men are ugly, brutish and childish.
Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.
I can’t deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don’t take care of ourselves.
Internalized self hatred doesn’t make it better.
That’s a stretch. I don’t need to hate someone (including myself) to deem them less attractive or just not my type.
And I honestly think that’s what’s at play here - straight guys are into women and will judge their appearance differently from how they judge the appearance of other men.
Perhaps we don’t collectively look like we dress poorly and barely take care of ourselves to women, as they likely look at other aspects of our physical appearance than we do
Us? Don’t drag me in with you.
I’m straight up invisible to women.
Superpower if you ever try to invade the Amazons
you tell me that now???
Clothing is not an inherent quality. One can change them.
But being an orc is forever.
Its a Tool Shirt… but… yeah, nailed it.
There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
That might actually be illegal in Florida.
There’s no law saying you have to be in Florida
It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.
There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
Skill issue, get good scrub
I wasn’t aware that boner control was a skill. TIL.
Much like cameltoe, there are multiple methods of avoiding a visible boner. Gaffs or dance belts are probably the easiest, but some people prefer to tuck.
Cargo shorts are sexier though.
How i look in my summer outfit
Got them thangs thangin dude
you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.
That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one
You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
Looking swolt
Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.
Winter is just summer minus temperature
1/T = ∂S/∂U
I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
Just for clarification, i don’t really care about fashion, i prefer comfort and efficiency and bulk buying oversized t-shirts and sweatpants, shorts for summer, seem to be the absolute best for that purpose.
But, we do have the entire world at our fingertips. No need to be limited to whatever your local store offers.
Maybe in the USA. Guys don’t run around like that here.
What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?
The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.
Mmm, ehhhh, uhhhh, ahhh, I mean yeah, pretty much. I want more options and they can be pretty hard to find unless you really know where to look.
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
Linen and simple cuts
or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year
This made me lol
How about an organic cotton mankini?
We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
I feel personally attacked.
Like, dance fight or kiss fight?
I think that’s the idea.
