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MadeInDex 📰🌎@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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MadeInDex 📰🌎@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Mark Zuckerberg is seriously struggling to lift their spirits following massive layoffs.
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  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
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    THE FUN MAY NOW RESUME

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    “The floggings will continue until morale improves.”

  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    No better fun than fascist mandated fun!

    Now, fun faster pleebs!

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      Two minute hate would be pretty fun and relaxing group excercise!

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    “ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? ARE WE?”

    "Yessir, so much fun [whimpers].

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    By this point in time, after Alderaan and a couple more planets have been blown up, you should probably have figured out that being an Engineer for the Empire’s Death Star makes you one of the baddies even if you’re not the one pressing the red button.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      I’m just here because I needed a job.

      • The guy who cleans the lenses of the planet killing beam on the Death Star.
    • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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      Gotta make a livong somehow. Where else can I get a job with a PhD in Weapons of Mass Destruction Engineering?

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      https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA?is=LkWFoPTDTK8wUkC6

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    They should offer them a Music Dance Experience with Defiant Jazz.

    • plutopos@lemmy.zip
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      great reference

  • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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    the onion timeline

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    like 7 of 9 in voyager, where she alotted 1hr of FUN each day. cyborgs/androids knows best. “Hello Fellow humans, fun will now commence until it reach satisfactory parameters”- zuckerborg.

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    Feast on their entrails!

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    Totally thought this was an Onion headline

    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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      Yes. It (reality) just isn’t playing fair anymore.

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    Fuck 'em. This far into Meta’s descent into a capitalist surveillance platform, they should know what kind of company they work for. They only find it to be a problem if they aren’t “finding meaning” in the “interesting technical challenges” of turning people into data points.

    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      Yea you all don’t really hate on these people enough. Il never understand that

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      “Descent into” the main thing it’s been for 20 years.

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      Meta employee here. People here are so entitled. I knew what I signed up for, but it seems many of my colleagues were/are oblivious

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        I knew what I signed up for

        Rare nazi self snitch?

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          .ml user, so probably proud of it.

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        You knew what you signed up for, but still signed up for it?

        “Hmmmmm, this Adolph Hitler guy seems antisementic, and wants me to help him build an army. Welp. A job is a job…guess I’m a nazi soldier now…”

        Same energy.

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          I mean I think comparing Zuck to Hitler is a stretch, but also consider that Hitler would be a lot more limited if his soldiers knew what was going on and were morally concious

          But yea I do it for the money. I make over 5x the salary compared to my previous job

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          Maybe he just didn’t want to work till death. The big tech companies used to pay enough that you could retire early fairly easily. Few other opportunities for that unless you’re born into wealth and connections.

          Idk if they still pay the same after all the layoffs, I haven’t kept up because under Trump, the US is no longer an attractive place to work.

          • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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            ICE is also offering a $50k sign-on bonus, fyi.

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              $50k, and be the inside snitch. Too bad my knees are shit

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              That’s peanuts though?

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    If all the employees got together and picked a special day, perhaps something symbolic like the the 4th of july, and picked their favorite command to run perhaps rm -rf /. That sort of team building is great for moral and it also benefits society.

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