- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
One time in like 2014 I opened the eggs for a glance to check for brokens at a Stater Bros outside San Diego and an older guy behind me said “yeah, those are eggs, move along” I just turned around and said “yes, but are they cracked?” and then walked off. Hopefully his rude and impatient ass felt stupid.
Anyway, now whenever anyone in my family checks the eggs, someone in the family will, without fail, say “yeah, those are eggs, move along”. It’s our little running joke and I wish that guy knew that we’re still making fun of him 12 years later.
I learned a quick tip from an old lady many years ago. Open the carton and use your first finger just to tip (slide) each egg a bit so you know it is not stuck to the bottom of carton. Quick and easy.
I just look at the bottom of a closed carton first - if there’s a crack it is rare that it didn’t leak
Only works on paper cartons. Shouldn’t be buying Styrofoam but still.
As if the grocery store gives you a choice.
I have to open and see if there are no cracks on top as well. OC I guess.
In defense of walnuts they’re very tasty and great in fudge.
I like most nuts, but not walnuts.

I was in my 30s when I learned that intensely itchy and stingy mouth is not part of the flavor profile of walnuts and I’m just mildly allergic.
I didn’t like walnuts,
until I ate a pack that didn’t have the oil extracted from it.
not as much in an omelet though
They do help mask the shell fragments though.
😅
And Shish Andaz
Screenshot from Twitter is not a meme. Please, mods, delete it.
Tell me what you think a meme is and I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.
Me twice
A French grandmother
Wait a minute, does that mean that Benjamin Franklin was canonically a meme lord?

Oh no yeah you nailed it
T…
Twitter?
Yes Twitter
It’s Tumblr you walnut
T…
Tumblr? /s
“Meme”












