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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible)
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read for 30 mins a day
- workout 3x / week
- capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face
- meditate for 10 mins daily
You lost me at meditate
Boring as fuck
I knew there was something I wasn’t doing
Yeah I should also start meditating
Literally can’t do the first one. What now?
Capture two people.
The unrecognizable will already come with “2L water (high pH if possible)”. Just go for “water” with pH 14. Two liters a day will make you unrecognizable.
I can also recommend to drink with the highest pH possible. I mean, pH 14 is only double the amount of pH 7, right guys?
So drinking 1L of pH 14 water is the same as 2L of pH 7. Efficiency
I’m still waiting for 600pH water to be sold online.
Relevant (watch to 2:33)
I tried drinking a lot every day but noticed no difference except needing to go to toilet like 5 times per day and watch my pee come out almost without any yellow color at all.
Yeah that’s the kidney stone prevention. Almost no colour is correct iirc.
Yes. If your urine is dark yellow, you’re dehydrated.
Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.
Ok, so read more, workout less and saw stranger’s face onto my own. Got it.
ADHD brain made me skip the most important line: take your meds people
ok imma drink 2L of bleach
You will become unrecognizable.
So where does work to live fit into this?
Step 1: be born into generational wealth
All the things on the list are free. Just don’t waste time watching TV/playing video games and don’t have kids.
If it works for you, great. But ph water is bullshit , outside of a few specific uses.
How high are PH we talking here?
14.1 would be ideal.
Just all the hydroxides. No positivity allowed
Unbuffered I hope
Sounds unpleasant
I might try this.
911 please send help
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I do not know how meditating 10 min/day morphs into a Leatherface audition, but I’m hitting up my zafu right now!
I did do it at one point, but the reading was more like 3-5 hours a day, and hardcore dark romance smut.
My girlfriend broke up with me because “she couldn’t recognise me in bed”. In hindsight, making her ride the handle of a knife might’ve been a smidge too far.
Really depends on the girl. I knew a girl once who wanted the grip of my gun in her. Well she wanted the other end but I believe in always treating a gun like it’s loaded. So we settled on the grip.
Whatever you are into their is someone out there into it too.
That girl is a teacher now.
Okay so admission time, that’s not really why we broke up. The cadence of the story was just better that way.
In reality, we “broke up” (reduced the number of dates we had) because we were in a poly relationship and things were becoming more serious (as in, thinking about children and getting married) with her primary, which I fully support.
The books were after her recommendation, by the way, they did unlock a few new kinks (and reinforced plenty existing ones), and the sentence “I can barely recognise you (in bed)” was indeed muttered a few times, so I was mostly truthful, but you can see why the cadence came out better in the original comment.
Timing is everything. In bed and out.
I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.
