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a bukkake is crazy
also shouldn’t it be nobody “came”? it’d be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)
Now fix it so POV is used correctly
It is correct. They are looking at their sister.
I still don’t understand its usage that way. I’m not a prescriptivist, I just don’t get it.
What don’t you understand? Do you not know what point of view means?
Just change it to “my POV” because it’s what the photographer is currently seeing.
Which then again makes it totally redundant… Just do not use it for something like this.
Do you want me to fix it or not?
Nothing to fix
Tell them, not me
Thank you
🤌
nobody came;-)
A painful missed opportunity.
Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline
yeah, it had to be, cause I’ve heard “nobody came” joke since a decade
we don’t know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.
You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?
I think it’s funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.
I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear / dirty word detection. It is simply not context aware.
Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.
This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.
Ah yes, the Scunthorpe Problem in action.
No swears allowed on the Deus Vult Youth Group Christian server!
I still can’t believe those kinds of servers exist, but they do.
You mean that soba wasn’t supposed to have cum on it?
… Yakisoba?
:/
Bukkakesoba.
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/soba-bukkake-chashu-pork-and-sesame-vinaigrette
=D
Why beat around the bush? Just go directly to the source and eat fish jizz
Well I mean, if you beat around the right bush, good things can happen =P
Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is “to pour something over something else,” that’s a verb.
ぶっ掛け (bukkake) is a noun, like “a splash of coffee.”
ぶっ掛ける (bukkakeru) is a verb, like “I like to splash around.”
Granted, bukkake isn’t that kind of splash, it’s rather “they splashed water on the flames.”
I never thought I’d become such an expert by scrolling lemmy but here we are
i would change your first example to “a splash of cream in your coffee”. in english that implies the sense of scale.
No, they’re explaining it to primarily Americans, who typically don’t get a splash of cream in their coffee, so much as they get a splash of coffee in their milkshake.
Thus, it works correctly.
since you’re going to pedant, pedant correctly. they don’t get coffee in their milkshake, they get espresso. when they get coffee, they get a splash of milk.
No, I am talking about Starbucks drinks, Frappucinos, which are basically milkshakes, that have vague hints of actual coffee in them, where the majority of the ‘coffee’ flavor somes from flavored syrups or chips or powders of some kind.
Those are far, far more commonly imbibed in the US, compared to the rest of the world, than the more traditional coffee with a splash of something, or a dirty ‘whatever’ via adding an espresso shot, a traditional latte, etc.
Then your previous definition is incorrect, fyi
It’s the noun form of the verb bukkakeru. Japanese is weird.
“fondant” is an equivalent, from the French “to melt” its now a noun.
Not quite the same, although interesting!
In this case, “Bukkake” is a noun in both English and Japanese. “Bukkakeru” with the “ru” on the end is the verb form that the noun comes from. English didn’t change it, the picking of nits above just wasn’t quite correct.
Technically the other poster’s definition of bukkake was what was not quite correct, the nits I picked were based on that.
Haha fair enough. It’s kind of hard to define a nominalized verb in English, I feel, so I’d give it to him, but you’re free to pick all the nits 😂
So basically, bukkake/bukkakeru is nearly a direct translation to ‘splooge’.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/splooge
Where you can splooge your splooge all over someone, and then you’ll have splooged your splooge on them.
And maybe you can be splooging untill the sun comes up, and people will say ‘nobody else splooges like that guy’.
So, silly examples, but you can see ‘splooge’ is both the noun for the… resulting liquid, and also the verb for … ‘creating’ it, expelling it.
Not exactly the same, grammatically, but pretty close.
Maybe he meant to say that its the result of such action
Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?
Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.
But we’re in such a minority sadly :(
Bukkake.
Still seems to work on my end.
Hey-oh.
Worked on his end too.
I’m too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms
Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).
I miss the ole internet
Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it’s shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pretty damn sure you can say bukkake on here in an image.
It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users
The fuck’s the point of getting bukkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
It’s required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.
It’s really weird how its only on California. Someone should look into that
I wonder how many references I am missing daily.
I’ve watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I read 1984, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I watched Idiocracy, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I switched to Arch, and then started seeing references to it everywhere, btw.
etc…And it doesn’t stop. This has to mean I still keep missing many. I’d probably scroll past this comment if I didn’t see that label on some Adata drive, since they don’t seem to be that common in EU.
I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
I’m no fancy bukkake expert
Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.
Only with cold water. Semen has a lot of protein in it, which means it will curdle and harden like scrambled eggs when it gets hot. Lots of women make the mistake of trying to use hot water, (because hot water cleans better, right?) but that has it immediately gumming up and getting sticky before they can even get the shampoo lathered.
Also, try Conditioner, not shampoo to get “proteins” out of hair.
it works on horse semen, don’t see why it wouldn’t work on people.
Why do you need to get your semen out of horse semen?
I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake
Cowards
Yeah, I’m entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.
Sounds like you want to plan yours out then. If you do so at your own home, we’ve solved most of your hurdles here!
I mean, I would consider going to (or organizing) a planned sex party or something like that, but the problem for me here is mostly that it’s just bukkake.
If the uh, the set of activities were a bit more diverse, or interesting, maybe me sitting around and not doing any work, like a lipstick party… or any number of things that actually require, or are considerably more enjoyable with another person or multiple people…
That’d be more appealing.
That, and, frankly, I kind of just find the idea of a bukkake scene inherently demeaning to women… or I gueas just any uh, subject, regardless of sex/gender.
Sure, probably some ladies are into that, some guys are into that, etc.
Just gives me bad vibes, don’t like the idea of treating someone’s face as a collective group cum dumpster, even if its consensual, just feels gross to me.
Further, you’d need to vet the participants, screen/background check them generally, also screen for STIs/STDs, etc.
Oh come on
No I will not be coming on, that’s the point
Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?
No
From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.
By “misspent”, are you referring to those deposits?
oh ho! hee hee! ha ha!
But seriously folks…
I would pay on the door to avoid exactly this. Im one to dip if the scene isn’t my bag, but I would at least make the effort to turn up.
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Well you’re wrong on both counts, so at least you’re consistent.
You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn’t. It’s a ahitpost, not a documentary.
Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???
What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.
tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to
“Yes I had a question about tonight’s bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?”
Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.
tbf, that picture likely had nothing to do with a bukkake, just a sad woman cleaning
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Always use protection.
Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!
Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her
Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.
They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes
Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don’t even care tbh. 😂
Mentally preparing herself before cleaning I reckon
I find this much more interesting than the meme. I’m wondering what exactly she is facing down there.
He could be a good big brother and help her out /s
The original comment said bog brother. I spent minutes on this image, MINUTES, I will not have it tarnished by edits.
Is it just my observation or are tattos a requirement for porn actors?
I think tattoos have become extremely commonplace, that’s all. I haven’t watched porn in many years, but I would guess it’s just a reflection of a general societal trend.
It shows up in the rantings and ravings of right wing nutjobs who lament these types of things. They once developed an AI to remove tattoos and make women dress more modestly, I have no doubt the porn is annoying them too.
If you don’t watch porn, then you’re speculating. Porn aesthetics aren’t a simple mirror of “societal trends” they’re shaped by platform algorithms, niche markets, and performer branding.
Dragging in right-wing moral panic and some AI anecdote is just noise. Without firsthand exposure or actual data, this is guesswork, not insight.
It’s probably because of the tattoos.
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Back atcha, but FR I don’t think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.
That’s just like your opinion man. Tattoos do me in.
