Absorb nutrients directly from the air
Free
Save heaps of time not having to prepare food and I feel lighter every day
Yeah I’m a breatharian now, never going back to physical foods.
who pays 8$ for two frozen pizzas though? My go-to vegan Pizza from Lidl is about 1,30€ each.
But yea, making them yourself is even cheaper than that.We have a pizza stone, clay stone you preheat… we don’t make a lot of homemade pizza but we have pizza parties every now and again… cost more than 1 per pizza though but when everybody makes it together it’s fun…. You get one or two really good pizzas and then one or two really awful pizzas though unless you use a consistent recipe if you’re making homemade dough you need to do it the day before…. There are some good instant dough recipes though but day before doughs are always better generally
$1.50 how? Is he having a sliced tomato on cardboard?
Yeah seriously; I made pizza at home once, and the basic ingredients ended up costing more than getting pizza for takeout. So even though it was fun, I never attempted it again.
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it’s just a very small pizza
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I could probably do it for $5, especially if I’m allowed to shop in the EU and it only counts the ingredients that I actually use for the burger.
Hell, 20$ at a Ramen Shop will get me something superior than anything at McDonalds or Burger King
I’m sorry but you can’t make a pizza for a $1.50 unless he live in Cambodia
Lidl and aldi sell pizza for less than that
How fucking expensive are white flour, pureed tomato and cheap mozzarella in your parts? Last time I made pizza at home, the basic ingredients (without any fancy toppings) cost like $0.5 per portion, and I live in Germany, not some poor third world country.
I mean yeah a magherita is cheap but if you want some meat or shrooms or something on it…
I tend to buy pizza sauce, which is more expensive than pureed tomato. Cheap pizza sauce is about US$2-4 but I sometimes splurge on more expensive pizza sauce.
As long as you don’t claim that it’s impossible to make half-decent pizza with cheaper ingredients …
How big are those $4 pizza sauce portions, anyway? I use maybe 50-100ml of tomato sauce for one pizza.
14 oz. how are you using 100ml for a pizza? Perhaps my pizzas are bigger than yours?
My pizzas are flat and not completely dripping with sauce or cheese. As Italy intended.
Italians would be disgusted with my fondness for garlic. Now that I think about it, I can make 4 pizzas with 14 oz of sauce, or 1 deep dish pizza.
Unfortunately you don’t buy groceries by the portion in the US. Not sure if that’s done in Europe either. The cost of the ingredients you buy is baked into the cost of the pizza. Just because you have leftovers doesn’t make it cheaper.
That’s only true if you don’t use up the leftovers. Flour lasts a long time and has countless uses, there’s lots of recipes that use pureed tomatos (which also last a fair amount of time in the fridge, and months in the freezer) and nothing could be easier than using up cheese.
Alternatively, just make more pizza. If you have a party, it shouldn’t be too hard to use up most of the ingredients.
Why even make pizza? What is it really? Bread, cheese, toppings, and tomato sauce. I can knock that down to $0.25 or less per pizza.
Take a slice of bread, spread with tomato sauce, top with cheese and toppings, then broil until toppings melt. Want a calzone? Add a second piece of bread on top of the end, broil until toasted.
Boom. Pizza.
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No /s
This is a great variant to regular pizza when you happen to have the ingredients on hand. I do it all the time.
It’s fancy cheese on toast
Italian rarebit.
Cost of store brand premade pizza: $6-8, 15 minutes cook time, versus Cost of homemade pizza:
$2.00 for half block of store brand mozzarella cheese (Pre-shredded cheese has additives in it to keep it from clumping.) 1/2 onion - $0.50 2 cloves garlic $0.25 4 ounces tomato paste $0.50 Dry basil, oregano, bay leaf, parsley, paprika $0.10 2 cups flour $0.30 Packet of yeast $0.30
Total cost of ingredients: $4.45 Ingredient wise, I’m saving $1 - 4.
The real cost is time. Prep time/clean time: Making dough, chopping veg, making sauce, shredding cheese, bake time, and washing dishes, is 2.5 hours (My hourly wage is $28) so that’s a $70 cost in terms of time. That cost will be variable depending on a person’s hourly wage. Looks like premade, frozen, store brand gets you the best bang for the buck.
There is the long term benefit of using fresher, safer ingredients. Pizza places are a mixed bag on that front, but you do have a better idea of the number of rotting mouse carcasses under your counter, compared to someone else’s
Making your own pizza is cheap if you don’t value your time
Also the cost of actually cooking the thing. Doesn’t take long but oven has to be proper hot. The cost will be negligible compared to the ingredients, but many people are carefully watching their utility bills right now.
I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.
“Hey, Jimmy, gimme a pie with nothin’!”
“Nothin’?”
It is still cheaper to buy everything for a pepperoni or cheese pizza to make at home than even a Little Ceasars pizza, tho. Can make a bigger pizza, too.
None pizza?
At least add some left beef.
that’s focaccia
Decide on a whim to make za at home
welp, see you in 4 daysPizza at home is a whole hobby by itself, not a dinner choice.
I do it from time to time, but if factor my time, each pizza ends up costing like 20 euros, and I don’t even have any fancy equipment to amortize…
Much more efficient to do an hour of overtime and order from a local Italian restaurant, if all you want is to eat a good pizza.
Frozen pizzas are like 10$ in northern Canada…
That being said, pepperoni is prohibitivly expensive for homemade pizza
Probably because you are so far from Italy
Isn’t everything expensive in northern Canada? Maybe except snow and ice…
Yes everything is more expensive because of the cost of shipping things up there.
>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I’m a robbery only guy from now on>go to the forest
>become a farmer
free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know
>dies of parasites
get elected
gut food safety regulations
everyone gets parasites!
everyone has them already they just dont know it
What if we were the real parasites all along
4channers slowly discovering the cost of convenience
>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic relatedDon’t use glue then.
How else am I meant to make the cheese stick?
Broil 45 minutes, no more glue
Nobody told me I have to broil the glue
$3.99 for a frozen pizza? Either the only eat gourmet brands (those do exist), or they have some seriously whack pricing. Cheap frozen pizza should be like $1.
The cheapest pizza available at my local grocery store is $2 for the totinos party “pizza”. Then Tony’s and Red Baron around 4-6, with digiorno at like 7 and lots and lots from 7-12
what fucking world is frozen pizza $1 usd?
The absolute cheapest thing that tastes like cardboard is still like $4
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Technicall not USD since AFAIK you can’t buy it in the US.
This is what $1.17 USD for a frozen pizza gets you.

HORK
Like 20 years ago
I think you can get those single serving microwavable frozen pizzas for about a dollar
A $1 pizza sounds like the kind of thing you get if you don’t want your kids to love pizza.
frozen pizza indeed comes in extremely varied quality levels.
the cheapest ones are barely food while the higher range promises more quality and healthy ingredients
Surely there’s a middleground between the absolute cheapest, and $3.99 frozen pizza. Frankly, I don’t believe that the expensive ones are actually that much healthier than a, say, $2 frozen pizza.
I would say $3.99 is the middle ground, at least where I’m from. Most frozen pizzas are more like $7 or $8 with some of the fancier ones going up over $10
Where I live the cheap frozen pizzas are around $2.50 and the fancy ones can go over $5.
It turns out you can freeze many things
I can not comprehend how someone buys a pizza or something for a dollar and goes: yeah, that’s human food for consumption.
It’s basically white bread with a little cheese and tomato sauce. If you bought those ingredients separately, you’d pay like $0.5 for them, depending on how much cheese you use (cheap pizza uses very little cheese in my parts).
The $1 frozen pizzas have been like $1.50 for a while now.
Not where I live (Germany). The 3-packs are still <$1 per pizza.
I don’t know where you live, but the cheapest frozen pizza I’ve ever seen was $6. The good stuff is like $12-$14
WTF, where do YOU live? Store-brand frozen pizza is like 2.50€ for a 3-pack here (Germany).
Is that usd? In Germany the cheap stuff like Aldi is 3 pizzas for 3 euro, the mid range is 3.49 per pizza (ofenfrische), often on promotion for around 2.20, and the real quality stuff, handmade and wood oven cooked (italpizza, Freda, Dr Oetker supreme) between 5 and 7 euros.
Yea this is usd
If it was a single pizza pop maybe.















