I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.
I’m pretty sure the XFL only existed between 2020 and 2023
And 2001!
I mean, $5 is $5…
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Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.
It doesn’t say you can teleport away though, so wherever you work is gonna have to be somewhat close by anyway
This one with some preparation could be the base for quite some high risk activities.
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
God save… What the fuck?
Just how we do things down under mate
Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it’s a really nice city to teleport home to.
Can’t believe no one at all is thinking about ‘Become a Third String QB in the XFL’. There’s nothing specifying that this is a one time transformation.
Being an XFL QB of any level seems like it would require a general level of health and wellbeing… If you could assume that this would make you capable of being a QB with everything that would typically entail and if that power was constant where you were always capable of being a QB… You could be kind of immortal, healthy, and always in at least above average shape.
Also imagining a world where all society has collapsed except the XFL, I’d read that book.
So the XFL is defunct, but before that, they didn’t really have third stringers.
Congrats. You’re already a 3rd string QB in the XFL.
Depending on your current situation the base XFL salary of $59k might look pretty good. You’re not going to get rich off that but lots of people survive off a lot less.
Yellow so less concussions
Going for purple to get the dog. I speak Mandarin, so if I put in the effort I could learn Cantonese really fast.
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog
AND you get a dog
Yea… but then you have a dog.
‘Hey google why does my dog keep calling me Gweilo?’
are kibbles the opium of the modern cantonese speaking dog?
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
You can rob one store. Afterwards you can’t enter the EU without interpol arresting you.
My reactions in order upon seeing these:
“Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I’m a demon or something?”
“Who?”
“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”
“I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored”
“Who?”
“Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?”
“So nothing”
“A what in a what now?”
“Oh no.”
“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”
Hey, Arnold
One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.
I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.
