Meanwhile in America:
Reminds me of this cyanide and happiness skit
Blacker than a moonless night. That is coffee.
Yes
Yes but it also has 3× the caffeine compared to an American large. They’re just efficient
The same coffee + a gallon of water:
American coffee!
Not really, you’re forgetting half a galon of sugars, syrups, creams and spices
the americano is named for the us soldiers stationed in italy during wwii who would pour water into their espresso because it was “too strong”. it’s one part espresso to four parts water.
Yes for the Starbucks addicts and electric wand users, but even black coffee consumers are drinking some mild bean water instead of proper coffee. Even our espresso is weak af most of the time.
Hydration is important!
Culture shock turns into an electric shock when the paramedics try to revive him
Potion of Ventricular Tachycardia (grande)
Because we have 2x the amount of beans. We dont drink «coffee», we drink ¡coffee!
Does nescafe even count as real coffee?
Here is a medium size from america:
Would you like fries with that? For $1.30 extra you can biggie size it….
Americans: how many gallons of milk do you want me to put this burnt filter coffee in?
The coffee machine at work allows you to queue up cappuccinos, so I can fill my mug with a double.
the coffee machine has the button for a normal cup labeled “☕☕”
aggrandizing little shit.
Espresso espresso cappuccino at my office. But no queue, just people giving me side eye as I keep pressing buttons.
Haha, amazing
