Yes but it also has 3× the caffeine compared to an American large. They’re just efficient
Meanwhile in America:

Reminds me of this cyanide and happiness skit
Blacker than a moonless night. That is coffee.
Yes

The same coffee + a gallon of water:
American coffee!
Not really, you’re forgetting half a galon of sugars, syrups, creams and spices
the americano is named for the us soldiers stationed in italy during wwii who would pour water into their espresso because it was “too strong”. it’s one part espresso to four parts water.
Yes for the Starbucks addicts and electric wand users, but even black coffee consumers are drinking some mild bean water instead of proper coffee. Even our espresso is weak af most of the time.
Hydration is important!
Because we have 2x the amount of beans. We dont drink «coffee», we drink ¡coffee!
Yeah, on this slightly newer table, the US is the 70th highest consumer of coffee per capita. The vast majority of European countries consume more dry coffee.
Does nescafe even count as real coffee?
Here is a medium size from america:


Would you like fries with that? For $1.30 extra you can biggie size it….
Culture shock turns into an electric shock when the paramedics try to revive him
Potion of Ventricular Tachycardia (grande)
Americans: how many gallons of milk do you want me to put this burnt filter coffee in?
I’ve not been to the States, but is drip coffee likely to get over-extracted (which is what we tend to describe as “burnt”)? I would have thought that it would be stale from sitting on the hot plate, and flat if the water’s from a reservoir, but probably under-extracted unless the water’s too hot to start.
The coffee machine at work allows you to queue up cappuccinos, so I can fill my mug with a double.
the coffee machine has the button for a normal cup labeled “☕☕”
aggrandizing little shit.
Espresso espresso cappuccino at my office. But no queue, just people giving me side eye as I keep pressing buttons.
Haha, amazing







