You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

PAF looking at the Rafales in the background:

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn’t be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
What’s there to discuss about ISO 8601?
MM-DD-YYYY is best!
YYYY-DDD
Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)
Anything else in inferior.
This is only true when dealing with huge amounts electronic data, for easy sorting and such. DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use. Don’t even try to change my mind
As a Hungarian I have to say that YYYY.MM.DD. Is clearly fucking superior.
DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use
Please elaborate. Can’t see how this could be true in any situation but I’m willing to hear you out xd
True. But I found that out after importing loads of photos from my old phone where I stored everything DDMMYYYY. Shit was all fucked up (winXP times). I’m used to DD-MM-YY on a daily basis, which is totally fine. Just don’t name your files like that xD
Everything that doesn’t start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!
So YDYMDYMY it shall be!
YYYY-DD-MM? Don’t be ridiculous!
Well it doesnt start with M
MYYYY-DD-M
was was
Real units please.
These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.
I can’t count past ten either. Little help!
They’re both about 0 AU, so I don’t really see the problem.
The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.
god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?
I can give it to you in c*h if you want…
Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.
Maybe they want light hours.
Or in better American heavy hours.
Too real.
She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.
About 192cm vs 155cm
1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?
She was 8 bananas, he was 10.
Google it
Just two fingers in the nostrils
The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts
Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

I wonder if posting the puke emoji here would get me banned.
Why would it?
I dare you to try it! That would be crazy!
Why do men date women that’s like height of a children to them?
EDIT: I know reddit banned Jailbait, but can you people move to 4chan and not Lemmy? Fuck anyone who prefers Lolitas, Jailbait, underage looking, petite, child-height or midget if you’re normal height, etc., it’s fucking creepy and you know it. You also know I’m not talking about simply “shorter”, but those cases where it really starts to look off
EDIT2 Why do you people keep talking about men dating shorter women? I’m talking about extreme differences not common ones - whole another level, my GF is 20cm shorter too, that is perfectly normal. Why is it so hard for many to understand what “children-height to them” means?
You have any clue how many women are 6 feet tall? Less than 1%, you are effectively saying tall men should be banned from heterosexual relationships that’s why you are getting yelled at and down voted, I’m 6’2" and most women look like children next to me height wise
Tinder
… Women generally, statistically, indicate an ideal preference to date men who are ~21cm / ~8 inches taller than themself.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886913000020
Women prefer, on average, a larger height difference between themselves and their partner (i.e. males being much taller than themselves) than men do. This effect is even more pronounced when examining satisfaction with actual partner height: women are most satisfied when their partner was 21 cm taller, whereas men are most satisfied when they were 8 cm taller than their partner.
So a roughly average height 5’4" (~1.62m) woman, on average, would ideally pick a 6’ (~1.83m) tall man, all else held equal.
By the same kinds of math, on average, men prefer to be ~8cm / ~3 inches taller than their ideal height female partner.
So a roughly average height man of 5’10" (~1.78m) would ideally prefer their gal to be 5’7" (~1.70m)
So I don’t know, you tell me why generally speaking, women ideally prefer their men to be ~8 inches taller than themself, but men ideally prefer being only ~3 inches taller than their women.
That is so far off from what I was talking about. Me and my GF have 20cm difference too
My point is you got the causation backwards.
Women generally have a stronger preference for taller men, than men have a preference for shorter women.
But you framed the entire scenario as being caused by men.
Why do men date women that’s like height of a children to them?
Its… also amazing that you yourself date someone 20cm shorter than you.
So, what, if you yourself were 5cm shorter than you are, and your partner was 5cm shorter than she is… would that be such a difference that the woman would now be ‘child sized’?
Short people do just exist, the image is an intentional joke making fun of height difference that is present in this consensual relationship.
You describe this as jailbait despite the woman looking like she’s in her upper 20s or lower 30s in age.
Like, not to be rude to the woman in the picture, but how many under 21 or under 18 girls… have forehead wrinkles, bags under their eyes?
I’ll admit, jailbait by definition does not fit in, so it was incorrect of me to use that word, but I’ll stand by the idea that it does feel weird to me in a way that resembles liking young girls.
Answer me this - is it perfectly fine/morally right of me to watch a porn of tall dude doing it with a very short one? NSFW, but here is a mild porn example, I’ve personally seen more extreme ones; NSFW OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
Personally, watching this makes me slightly uncomfortable. No one else, really?
ah yes, children and short women are the same. much science 🧪🐈
Right, because “height of a children” means children. I quite clearly meant it in relativity.
Do you know what relativity means? You keep saying it
A 6 or 7 year old child is ~120cm
Average person 160cm to 170cm
Relatively, a 3:4 ratio
For a tall person at 200cm (6’6") that would be the same as 150cm
Average woman is 160cm
Yes a 200cm person standing next to a 150cm person looks like an adult standing next to a child height wise. Yet to them a 150cm person is much taller than 120cm. 1 foot difference.
Why does your mind jump to “they look like they are with a child?”
Love is blind. Don’t wedge yourslef inbetween folk who are happily together and are living normal lives. I know a guy that is more than a head taller than his partner, and they are happily together. Heck, it’s she that is more dominant in their partnership xD
Is such height diff a reason to pay more attention? Maybe. But outright assuming something is wrong just because you’ve got a gut feeling is foul.
Translation for this person because they’ve rightfully been misunderstood: Why does it seem like there is a disproportionate amount of tall men ending up in relationships with short women? This seems to be a statistical aberration when compared against other factors.
The answer is societal expectations of tall men/short women, kinks, standard height deviations among genders.
Why does it seem like there is a disproportionate amount of tall men ending up in relationships with short women?
The dick looks bigger next to a smaller person and you feel more powerful being able to move such a small person around so easily in bed. Gay men have bears and twinks. This isnt just a heterosexual thing. I would know.
Oh I know that and it’s why I included kinks and the only reason it had a heterosexual tint at all is because the question did.
Bi male twink here, can confirm this is a thing.
Oh man, I’m giving up on this thread. I seriously don’t know how I could more clearly explain what I’m talking about. I even edited my main comment to no avail. I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT TALL MEN SIMPLY DATING SHORTER WOMEN, my gf is 20cm shorter too. I quite literally meant child-height in relativity.
That’s stupid then, no offense. The height of children ranges greatly just like the height of adults, there’s considerable overlap.
It isn’t something clearly defined.
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
Short men: 🥺
Short men are men, not children
And yet your reply mentioned children instead of short men. Curious.
I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means
Huh? My comment literally says the opposite - asking why you do that. There are similar height people for everyone, dating someone that’s nearly two times your height just borderline seems like a fetish
Maybe, and this is just a crazy hunch, but maybe they fell in love for reasons other than height.
Then a large percentage of tall men would have to stay single, since women are shorter on average. I’ve personally met very few women who are my height, and I’m not even that tall.
I doubt a large percentage of men are having problems finding a woman that’s not such a drastic height difference. I never said shorter, I’m talking about the difference being so big it starts to seriously look off. That’s also not very common, quite rare actually, but you know the few men I’m talking about.
EDIT: This reminds me of a rather popular word where I live called lolita
Well maybe you’d try to choose a partner solely based on your depraved fetishes but most people prioritize other things.
Reading is very hard
You’re a wonderful example of that.
Height is rather irrelevant to people besides you closet pedophiles, is what I was saying if reading is too hard for you.
and?
And, it looks like a fetish. It’s just weird. I sometimes can’t tell if that’s your daughter or a wife
and?
Calm down because wtf is your deal
Do I sound mad or something? Is it truly such an unpopular opinion to say that aiming for girls who are half your size is weird?
You are relating people who like shorter people to pedophiles when you keep bringing children into the discussion.
If it’s weird to you, don’t date a grown adult who’s shorter than you. You don’t have to tell other people how to live their life.
I’m not into furries. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to go online and shit on anyone who is.
It’s quite okay if youre not psycho
c/opisafuckingidiot
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